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| Author: | bricool5 [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:24 am ] |
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I figured I'd give a field report since I had a good night! I was out at a local bar and I'm a Heineken drinker, I looked around and seen 2 good looking girls sitting together, one was drinking a Miller Lite and the other a Heineken (My Target). I said to the girl drinking the Miller Lite that beers that are in brown bottles suck! The girl drinking the Heineken said "Thats right, tell her!" The girl drinking the Heineken (It was actually a Heineken Lite?) toasted me w/ her bottle and put her arm around me and said to the other girl "Thats right brown beer tastes like shit, we drink real beer...Heineken...Woooooooo!!!! (All buzzed up)"! I said 'As long as everyone is having fun, that is all that matters...right ladies?!" They were like yea and the Heineken girl says "Whats your name?" and I say Wille Dewit and they say 'Wille Dewit"?!!!" Will he do what? and I said a Magic trick! I had no card so I had to improvise and use a quarter, I focused my attention on the "Brown beer girl" and said there is something tangled in your hair (with the quarter in my sleeve) and showed the "Brown beer girl" the quarter and then the 'Heineken" girls says 'I see we have a magician here, what other dumb magic tricks do you know?" and I said I can take my thumb off (Everyone knows that stupid trick!) (They laugh!) and I said I know another one "Wanna see me disappear" and I duck down behind the "Brown Bottle Beer Chick" so the "Heineken Girl doesn't see, at the same time the "Brown Bottle Beer Girl" is looking over each shoulder and I am going with each movement she makes (She goes to the right, I go to the right; she goes to the left I go to the left) then I said: See, I can disappear. The peek a boo technique! By this time I have the girls in stitches laughing!! I told them I'm a part time "Circus Clown", they laughed even harder!! That was the entire opener! I did the palm reading on both of them and told them that my mother is a Gipsy psychic and that is where I get my psycic powers from (with a smile, and jokingly way). I had the two girls so entertained and then I told them I have to get back to my boys and they both said: "No, you're not allowed, we want you to hang out here". My wing comes in and starts talking to the "Brown Bottle beer" girl and I asked the 'Heineken' girl if she wants to play a game of pool, she agrees and says: "I suck at pool, but I'll play anyway" she keep looking over her shoulder as she was about to shoot and says:" should I shoot at this one" so I felt inclined to help her, getting behind her and obsering the table and her giving me all the signals of "Yes" I'm yours for the taking! She is hanging all over me hugging me and taking the pool stick everytime I was going to shoot and hitting me in the ass (Messing up my shot each time). All the flirting going on there wasn't really much of a pool game. We instantly started making out (PDA) Public Display of Affection! Oh, well who cares. I gather that my wing didn't do too well because at the end of the night the "Brown Bottled Beer Girl' comes over to the "Heinekin Girl" and says "Are you ready?" and of course my girl was driving and said we have to go and the "Brown Bottled Beer Girl" says: We'll be here tomorrow night, are you coming? Before I could say anything the 'Heineken Girl' says: call me and gives me her number on a piece of paper that she ripped from an envelope in her purse. (No effort on my part). So that is the Friday night. Love your beer!! |
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| Author: | Fierce [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:50 am ] |
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dont get dependent on it |
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