Man It's like trying to turn a hoe into a housewife.
. Okay I am making fun of my friend here only because I tried to wing with him yesterday and got so irritated. He "googly eye'd" every set I was talking too. Not only that but da brother had the nerve to point at every chick set that I seen in college and say "There talk to her now, her, her, her next". It was obvious too. I am not going to lie, he did this one time, and it was so obvious to A HOTT HB, but i'm the type of person who hates being told what to do, right. When he said "Talk to her" to the hott HB I was mad because of course I was going to talk to her. Of course by now she knew what was going to happen because of my friends DAMN FINGER POINTING 
I mentally said fuck it because it was too obvious, and told him to fuck off while walking in opposite direction from the hott HB. I'm walking "left" of hallway and she's already going "right". GUESS WHAT HAPPENED...I became a total AFC right there and then AGAIN, I didn't expect this to happen NOT IN A MILLION years from a hott HB. She started walking in my direction and in somewhat of a type of I DARE YOU TO HOLLAR AT me sort of MANNER. I was so shocked by this action, because the girl literally cutt me off and I could see her smiling with her other friend who was probably a 7.5, and my target was definately a 9. I'm an idiot though, I shouldn't of gave a damn. But seriously I need a better Wing lol. My boy was too gitty, and excited and completely showed the other girls I'd spoken too, that they were the shit ATTITUDE, that I was trying my best to not allow them to FEEL. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH i'm just yelling at the screen right now, because I lent this fool a copy of my NEIL STRAUSS THE GAME to read. I know he won't read it, I hope he does but Quote:
"BAD WINGMEN ARE LIKE TURNING A HOE INTO A HOUSE WIFE,,,, HOES DON'T ACT RIGHT!!!!"
.