i had a pretty interesting night last night. i went out with my "wingwoman", we got drunk and played pool, then went to the dance club. On the dance floor i ran into this chick ive met before (she is black, i am white) and i know she likes white guys
All these black guys were tryin to hit on her and dance with her, and her guy friend (who was white, but not her BF) had to keep saving her. Eventually she started asking me to save her, so i did a few times, then started dancing on my own. Next thing i know shes all over me, we are dancing all hot n dirty, practically sex with clothes on lol (no kissing tho). damn she can dance and grind...everyone saw us dancing, good social proof. after a few songs she went to the bathroom but i kept dancing. There was an HB8.5 (nice body and face with big, probably fake boobs) that i had my eye on all night. So i start dancing with her, and the Bitch Shield Friend immediately sticks her hand out against my chest, pushing me away...so what do i do? i plow forward, easily overpowering her and laugh. Then she proceeds to get between the HB and i and says "im sorry, but you're too skinny to dance with my friend". Now this pissed me off, being 6'1 and barely 155 lbs i am very insecure about the issue. So i look her up and down, noticing she is a little thick, and say "well you're too fat to be her friend". hahaha she gives me the "UH!" face and walks away. omg it was great. she told the HB8.5 and the HB looks at me, i blow her a kiss. I knew she thought i was a dick, but liked it. So the next thing i do is ask my wingwoman to ask the Bitch Shield why she said i was too skinny to dance with her friend. Turns out it was the HB's birthday and none of her friends wanted her dancing with guys. the Bitch Shield also admitted she liked me and thought i was cute and wanted me to get her number. HA yea right like i'd get that bitches number. I had a great time though, all her friends were trying to insult me and i either shot something right back at them or said "hey thanks" with a cheesy smile. They could tell it wasnt getting to me. I did get the black chicks number, she is about an 8. im really only interested in her as a dance partner (but we could probably fuck very well together)so overall, it wasnt a very successful night, but hey it was wednesday and i didnt even intend to sarge. Any tips on what i could have done to get with the HB8.5?
here is me about 10 pounds lighter than now. ive been doing the legs a lot more lately, they are probably about an inch around bigger. lol
