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| Author: | Don Horneone [ Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | She showed me her minge lol true story |
If you want to approach, approach by kissing the ring And don't speak, but you have permission to sing You should lose the nails sweetheart, they're fake as fuck I should smack the daft bastard that dressed you up We're best to fuck in the next five minutes cos that's my limit And I'm guessing you've already got far from a dry entrance My dick wants to make friends, he's a sociable guy So why don't you reciprocate by blowing him dry It's only lies I tell, and sometimes the truth If your Dad saw you talking to me he would hit the roof It's a good thing I nailed his hands to his workbench So Daddy's little girl can finally act like a wench My trenchcoat is about as much as I'll be wearing today Cos if you ask me the human body's there to display Why don't you display yours, I think that guy might like you Don't be put off by the fact his overbite's huge You've gotta take what you can get, that's my advice Even if the guy's head is covered with headlice Who else you gonna get with, cos don't look at me I don't need another clitoris hood to see It was good to meet you, I'll see you around You'd better grab your jacket cos I'm leaving now I told your friends that I would take care of you They told me that just earlier they dared you to screw So don't screw up, I don't take mistakes well I'm on terms with God so I can send you to hell I hope you've got rhythm cos I don't like melody Except when her and sister jumped into bed with me Why you staring with your jaw wide open Have you lost your way or is your brain just broken I hope that you're getting the picture by now Cos what I've got planned is not exactly high brow Anyway here comes the cab, I hope you've got the fare I'm already doing you a favour by taking you there You're about to be simultaneously naked and bare While you lapdance as I lay back in my chair I'm hardly aware, cos it's not getting hard just yet It's lucky that you're not doing this for a bet Cos you would lose you money, it's like you're trying to be funny You should watch Death Proof and learn something honey My money's on the next girl to steal me away You'd better do something special just to keep her at bay I didn't come here for just an average lay And if you prove to be that, I'll kick your flange away You might not have balls but I'll still make it hurt Some say I'm rude, I would say I'm downright curt Been pulling girls on my strings since the day of my birth And they dance like puppets cos they know what I'm worth Anyway I'm tired, I'm about to retire Good luck finding another guy that's flyer If your desire is for more then you might just get it And if you don't hey whatever, I am not gonna sweat it |
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