You guys are never going to believe this. This happened about 30 minutes ago. I do not consider myself a PUA. There are people in the world who are a hell of a lot better at picking up women. I know the rules of the game, follow them, and have had a lot of success. With that said, as many good things that happen to me, there are plenty of bad. Some will read this and think that it's not all that bad, but WOW!
So a couple days ago, I get a message from a girl on Match.com. I won't get into how I do not like dating sites. Let's just say that it's definitely geared towards women so don't waste your money. Anyway, she hits me up and I take a look at her profile. She only has two pics and my initial thought was that she wasn't very pretty. I respond to her message and she comes across as a very intelligent woman.
With some basic conversation, she sends over her number and asks me to call or text her when I get a minute. This morning, I get another message from her asking if i could help her with her cell phone. Something about her not being able to email or do anything with the internet. My profile says that I'm a systems engineer and I let her know that I'm good with computers, but haven't really tried my hand with cells phones that much. I do have a few cell phone programs and told her I would give it a try. I give her my address and she says that she would come over.
Another friend of mine texts and asks if I wanted to hang out today. I say sure and she says she will be over also.
My friend shows up first, and the first thing I notice is that she's not in the best of moods. I hop on the couch with my blanket. She sits next to me, jumps under the blanket, and says that she wants to cuddle.
Me: You know me better than that. I don't cuddle...
Her: But I want to...
Me: If you're cold, I'll get you another blanket
Her: But I like this one...
Me: Ok
I get up, head to the bedroom and grab another blanket. I come back and ask her what the problem is. Initially she doesn't want to talk about it, but then out of the blue, she breaks down and is close to tears.
Apparently before she came over, she was at the house of a guy she's been seeing on and off for a while now. It's always the same thing with them. He calls her up, she comes running, she wants a relationship, he doesn't and tells her this, yet she sticks around. Wah wah wah... blah blah blah.. Well each time they break up, she calls me up asking for advice. I give it to her, she doesn't listen and we fuck. It's a great relationship!
As we're sitting there, the girl from Match rings the bell. I open the door, and immediately know that she is definitely not the one for me, let along banging material. She has nice tits though.
She hands over her phone and explains the situation, and I get to work. While I'm working, both of them are very very quiet.
Me: #1, would you like to tell #2 about the problem you're having?
#1: I don't think she's want to hear me talk about this
#2: Oh, I'm good at listening... It's my job.. What's going on..
#1 pours out her heart and #2 continues to give her advice on everything that is said. I am in my on zone trying to figure this damn phone out. In the end, I figure out a solution and tell her everything she needs to do. After I finish, I tell them both that I need to run to the store to pick up some things to cook and ask if they'll both be alright alone in my house. They both said they would and I take off.
I come back with the things and start preparing for the meal. I ask #2 if she plans on staying around to eat and she says that she should be taking off. Apparently the two of them really hit it off because they hugged it out and exchanged numbers.
Fast forward to after I finish cooking.
#1: If I was to throw myself at you, what would you do
Me: I'd probably turn you down
#1: Really? Why?
Me: Yeah... we go through this all the time.. You ask me a similar question. I turn you down, in the end we bang it out.
#1: So if I was to drop to my knees right now and start trying to suck you off, you'd stop me
Me: Only one way to find out
We finish eating and are sitting watching a movie. I get a text from #2.
#2: Pleasure to have met you and your friend today. Thank you for taking the time to help me with my cell. Remind her that a persons current circumstances do not determine how far a person can go. It only shows where they start from. FYI, I think she's good people
#2: If you're interested in going with me, I have Jaime Foxx tickets for 5/20. Just let me know.
Me: Sounds really good, but I already have plans that day.. (I really do have plans)
I pass the message off to #1 and we continue to watch the movie.
Me: You ready to suck me off now?
#1: No... you'll just turn me down remember.. And I don't need the rejection
Me: Alright then...
I get up, walk over to her and she immediately lays back. I pull the guy out and she immediately grabs hold and starts stroking. I tell her that we need to take it to the bedroom and she's stroking me while we make the walk. The sheets are in the dryer so it's just the mattress and I was not about to mess it up. I bend her over and pull her pants down to her ankles.
#1: FUCK ME!
I throw it in, got 4 strokes in and felt I was about to cum. I pull out and tell her to get on top. We hop on the floor and she straddles me and goes to work. LITERALLY 1 minute later maybe less.
Me: I'm about to cum!
I blow my load and she's like:
#1: Noooo!! Don't cum yet!
Me: Too late for that...
#1: OMG... I can't believe this...
Me: LMAO!
#1: Don't laugh.. I'm mad at you now....
Me: Still LMAO!!
I roll her over, get up and jump in the shower. While I'm in the shower, she's standing outside looking at me
Me: What?
#1: I can't believe you!
Me: Hey... things happen.. Can't always be great...
We never finished watching the movie. She left shortly after. Before she left..
#1: I still can't believe that.. I was so close to cumming.. You know that tingle you get. It had just started
Me: What can you do?
#1: This isn't over! I'm gonna come back and get mine!
Me: Make sure you call first...
We hugged it out and she left... So there it is guys.. I thought it was hilarious. Hope you found some fun in it also...
