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Author:  Janzi [ Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Last Chance lay

U know when the bars close and everyone hangs out outside the bar? Well I call that last chance hehe.

SO not getting into much detail cause i hate reading long posts so ill try to be as fast as I was with this girl last night haha Im joking btw ;)

Last night I went out to observe and try to read people wasnt even drinking so I could drive home I was also kinda heartbroken by a chick that I have sex regulary. Either way I saw this two girls at the bar Im hangiing out with some buddies. My drink was behind me so I cant see it I turn around and the two girls are close to my drink so I tell them in a playfull way:

Me: Hey did you guys put a roofie in my drink??!!?
HB7: Not yet, did you put one in mine??
Me: Yeah i did, Ill come get you once it kicks in *wink*
HB7: Laughs* Oh really *giggles*
Cockblock: Starts almost running away (lol)
Me: Hey im just kidding relax *smile* although im pretty sure u guys put something in my drink laugh

I turn around and just let them do some girl talk and leave. (wasnt trying to pick them up just being funny)

So during Last Chance Im out and Im like fuck!! I kinda wanna have sex now!! haha happens everytime!! So I see CB (cockblock) and HB7 I approach her:

Me: Hey did the roofies kick in yet?
HB7: Laughs
We talk for a bit and CB shows up!! lol I tease CB we joke around and end up going to her place.

Long story short, we sitting on the couch and CB checks on us like every damn minute!! We start making out and CB takes her away to the damn bathroom to talk. After a bit HB7 is literally wet by now w my kino and kisses and puch pull whatever. I get a bit annoyed at CB and tell HB7 to stay in the couch. I went to the kitchen and talked to CB like "hey why do u hate me? whats going on? blah blah blah" the point was to confront her. It worked she laughed tells me its ok and I can fuck HB7 lol

So HB7 and I go to the bedroom and it was funny cause she's the type of girl with a weak LMR lol I was doing reverse role shit like Me" You r not gonna call me in the morning after ou use me huh?" shit like that to avoid her from saying it. We start making out get naked and... CB knocks on the damn door!! By nor HB7 doesnt give a fuck and ignores her thank god. So we continue w a BJ and put a raincoat on my main vein and its on. Turn her around do her from behind she tells me to lay on the ground and I do she mounts for a bit. I do her doggie and tell her to turn around cause imma cum take the coat off and she sucks me off till I cum and a bit longer after that.

I tell her to go check on her friend and she does I get up drink some water and... she wants to go again! Fine I let her do all the work this time we started missionary then she gets on top and thats it i let her do whatever she wants for as long as I could take it, so to finish i tell her get of imma cum suck it up lol she does again ahlf way she is like "omg cant believe im doing this!" lol this is like the 15th time she says it and im over it so I tell her "Its ok shut up and suck it" and ofcourse she complies.

After that I get up dressed and im ready to leave but she wants me to stay :S funny thing... when I turn the light on... there was cum on her chin!! lol hilarious I ofcourse didnt say a thing lol she noticed when she went to the bathroom. lol
I decide to make her night and stay w her, and she wants to fuck AGAIN!! By now im out out condoms I only carry 2 with me. So I said im sory we cant blah blah blah she says she has some and that just freaks meout for some reason. So I tell her nah Lets go to sleep or im leaving. She agrees with sleeping. I woke up at 9am and got the hell out of there. Went to my place and slept till noon.

Good night over all. cheers

Author:  Clozer [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:07 am ]
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Nice lay report with some funny anecdotes. The cockblocker sounds annoying as shit. Knocking on the door while your in the room with the girl. I woulda kicked that door open and have it slam her into yesterday.

Personally, I don't like anything to fuck with my sleep, not even a naked girl (after I've fucked her, of course). I always chill with them a little bit after sex and then kick them out, or I head out if I'm at their place.

Good job man.

Author:  Janzi [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:31 am ]
Post subject:  yeah

LOL yeah I try to leave right after or whatever but after we got to the house I got drunk and I wasnt gonna drive drunk or get a cab that late, then I would have had to take a cab back later to pick my car up... hate that shit.

But cant really complain it was a fun night besides the CB being ANNOYING AS HELL!!! bro u have no idea I had to tell my HB to check her friend like WTH is up w her... I dont think we had sex once without she knocking on the damn door!!!

Im like STOP PLS im getting it wet! lol

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