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Author:  tipper21 [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Hold still....Lay report

This actually happened several years ago, but it's kinda funny, so I thought I'd share it.

I was trying to hook up with this chick I had known for awhile. I told my steady girlfriend at the time that I had to work, and instead went to the bar where this chick always hung out.
We had a few drinks, and talked until the bar closed, and she asked me to go home with her, which I did.
When we got there, we started fooling around on her couch, her telling me to be quiet (several times) because her uncle lived downstairs, and she didn't want him to know she had brought a guy home.
We messed around for a while, and I finally got her pants off, and mine, and I was trying to get inside of her, but every time I would push in, she would pull back, saying "Oh, I can't do this!"
So, I'd back off, kiss her a few more times, and try again, only to be met again, with "Oh, I can't do this!"
This went on for about half an hour, with me trying every trick I knew (at the time) and getting the same response each time..."Oh no! I can't do this!"
Finally, I tried again, and when she said "I can't do this!" I said "I can if you'd just hold still!!"
She laughed for several minutes, but still wouldn't let me in, so I got up and left.
A few weeks later, I took her to my place and got the same shit...."I can't do this!" so I took her home.
Fast forward a few more weeks, and I'm back at the place where she hangs because some friends of mine play music there, and others hang and drink.... She walks up and starts talking to me, and I treat her like shit.... I really didn't care if she talked to me, or walked away...She walked away....LOL
I ended up sitting with my friend Tim, and telling him the story, and he laughed and said... "She'll fuck your brains out tonight!"
"Not likely after the way I treated her." I said
"Watch and see." He said
Closing time, I was walking to the door, and as I walked past her she asked "Had enough?"
"Yeah" I said. "I'm headed home. Wanna go?" I didn't really think she would, but I figured, what the hell? I have nothing to lose....
"Sure!" She said
When we got to my place, she tried the same shit, and I told her I was tired of it, and she needed to stop playing games and act like a big girl, and eventually, this night ended differently that the ones before.
It wasn't the best I ever had, but it was the hardest I ever had to work for it....LOL

Author:  mattdub1 [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:17 pm ]
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I think you may have invented a new LMR technique:

"I'm sick of this. Act like a big girl"

STOLEN! Haha.

Author:  tipper21 [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:37 pm ]
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Well, I hope it works for you...LOL

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