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| Author: | biggus [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:42 am ] |
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So I took a break from the usual, wait to the weekend to go out thing, and hit the nightlife pretty hard on a thursday, it was rather unique for me! infact this whole experience was rather fecking unique lol... Right was in a local club soldiering away, chatting to anyone and everyone and having an excellent time, at one point I was eating someones business cards for some random reason haha Anyway I was talking to these two Polish lasses one was fairly cute the other was a bit of a munter, I did manage to isolate the blonde and after some intense eye contact, kino and fluffing I made out with her a few times during the night with the last time just before the club closed, which had her rubbing me rather vigourously through my pants so I had to wait a few minutes before getting up around other people if you know what I mean, her friend kept popping by to see if she was okay, which I really didnt pay attention too but in hindsight I should have - ie coming over and watching us make out - I do, even when kissing passionately, keep my eyes open alot because you get alot of girls who are voyeurs watching people make out and it's ... fun to give them a wink if you get eye contact (your next) it was a rather fluid pull, infact thinking on it as I write this I was probably getting picked up myself, it was just too easy, so after suggesting she come back to mine she insisted that we go back to to her place, fair enough I thought, taxi ride back we were making out and I was fingering her, god knows what the taxi driver was thinking. Got back to hers - staff accommodation at some hotel, she is into some kinky stuff wanting me to be aggressive with her, admittedly this is a first for me I was a little bit concerned but thought fuck it, so I played along scared as I was - this included spitting in her mouth as we screwed, hair pulling and some light er... stranglulation um... lol okay anyway then I notice her female friend from earlier coming into the room naked except for the biggest strap on purple dildo type thing I have ever seen (not that ive seen any before) and then proceeds to get on the bed, Im thinking im gonna get bummed and then murdered so I start struggling and almost instantly loose my erection while the girl on top is trying to ease my major anxiety by saying 'dont worry this will be fun' and other stupid shit. I quickly realised she was determined that whatever was gonna happen next was going ahead, so I started trying to get free and broke both the wooden bars on the bed I was attached too and relocated my self from the bed pulled the condom off and picked up my clothes and got the hell out of there. I got changed outside next to some wheelie bins and eventually got a taxi back to my parents house instead of mine and very discretely got a hack saw out the garage and cut the fucking handcuffs off - which takes bloody ages to do btw and I have bruises on my wrists as a momento of the events. I needed to share this with someone, but there is no fecking way im telling my mates about this. Morals? dont agree to handcuffs women can be sexual predators this has scared the shit out of me really really really glad to be back at work for once, even if im still drunk! |
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| Author: | snowyt [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:34 am ] |
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Hahaha great LR - well, it made me laugh anyway. I'm guessing that you're in the UK from the style you've written that in. The lesson to take away from this is that girls are almost always down to fuck if you go about it in the right way. And can be more horny and filthy than a lot of guys can imagine! Personally i think that sounds pretty fun!v |
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| Author: | slickezt [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:19 pm ] |
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Wow what a story... At least you got out there with your anus intact.. I also wouldnt agree to do handcuffs neither unless it was my wife or something idk. |
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| Author: | pua_666 [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:59 pm ] |
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biggus, It was fucking hilarious. When reading your post, I though that cunt brought the dildo to screw your ass! You never know |
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| Author: | Trail_Blazer [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:04 pm ] |
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Loved it. Keep up the good work player.... |
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| Author: | blacksun [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:10 pm ] |
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dude, you dont know how good of a story that is to tell your mates. its fucking hilarious man lol. good story for the kids like |
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| Author: | terencehill [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:31 pm ] |
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hahaha fuckin hilarious! it was really fun to read it thanks for the sharing |
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| Author: | transition [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:00 pm ] |
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Dude this is the funniest shit iv seen in a while but ill take your advice |
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| Author: | thor314 [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:16 am ] |
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good advice. I'll definitely refuse to wear handcuffs next time a girl asks. lol. |
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| Author: | biggus [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:55 am ] |
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got handcuffs suggested to me again sat night funnily enough, I declined, especially with multiple male and female friends of hers in the house. Had to strip the bed sheets afterwards and wipe down the walls and dressers in the bed room as I got red face paint over all of it in our antics Tell you what walk of shame through town on sunday dressed in black and painted red with a tail, horns super glued to my head and cats slit eye contacts in was another embarrassing incident, recently Ive been getting into a alot of compromising situations lol. Best/worst walk of shame ever in 13 years! haha! |
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| Author: | smooth99 [ Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:55 pm ] |
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hahahahahaha mate youre a fucking chap. that was brilliant mate keep up the good work. and why wouldnt you tell your mates ? what happend wasnt anything to be emarrassed about, its an amazing story and id tell every one lol |
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| Author: | biggus [ Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:53 am ] |
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very short LR from last night so i'll post it here instead - but im a very smug fucker SPAM. I'll quote her "it's unnatural to have this many orgasms in one night" Never underestimate the power of oral! p.s I took her to work with a spare key and had my night long wicked way with her in all the offices! surprisingly im the first one here this morning lol! |
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