LR#1
July. 16. 2010
Location: Irish Bar --> Her Place
Well, well, well. I've been studying pickup for 2 years and 9 months, and for the first time I have an FR to post in this section. After several trials and tribulations, I sometimes thought that this day would never happen. But, here I am. 21 years old and I finally have a fucking notch under belt. Before I go into the story I must say that Im not as excited about this as I thought I would be. Im really just more relieved that its over with if anything. The reality is that, the target wasn't the best looking girl I've ever hooked up with. And this was definitely a one night stand. Oh ya and I was a hammered out of my tree haha...So Im a little disappointed I the V like this. However, the one positive going forward is that the monkey is off my back. I know that Im not going to feel that anxiety to get laid anymore. I've done it now. It wasnt that special or that big of a deal. So now I can finally just focus on improving my game and finding the right girl. Anyways heres the story...it gets a little graphic near the end haha...
Alright so on Friday night I went out with several buddies in what was pretty much a boys night out. There were about 8 of us and we went to this Irish Bar to go have some beers, shoot the shit, and obviously go meet some girls. So at the bar we start drinking and after about half an hour I run into a huge group of people I went to high school with (including my current wing and best friend). I was friends with a couple of the people, but the rest of them I hadn't talked to in my entire life. But high school was 3 years ago, and I'm a completely different person since then so throughout the night I found myself talking to all these people I knew but never socialized with. As the night went on I didnt even realize it but I was drinking alot. Even double fisting beers at one point. I found myself in a set with my wing and this bisexual girl from high school. Drunk me at this point thought this was hilarious, so I was offering to be the Bisexual girl's Wingman lol. And for some reason I started trying to teach her about the pickup arts etc. And I was demonstrating how to open sets to her. It was quite comical now that I think about it.
After that I was just bouncing back and forth between the friends I came with and all these old high school people. In that time span I ran into several people I knew from all sorts of places. I pretty much knew half the bar. On top of that I was opening sets left and right. My openers were all situational, but I couldn't hook shit because I was so drunk. I ended up back in a set with my Wing, the bisexual girl, and 3 other girls I never talked to in high school. One of them was an HB8.5 Blonde who is extremely cute. When she entered the set I opened her with, "Hi my names Fogell. Nice to meet you." She laughed because we definitely knew who each other were, but just never spoke before. I then followed that up with "Omg thank god I didnt wear those shoes today." Routine and pointed to her shoes. I've been using this routine a lot lately and its pure gold. Anyways, I was getting tons of IOIs from her. But I was to drunk and I cant even remember how the set ended. But Im pretty sure I just ejected after a bit to maintain my value.
I end up on the dance floor when one of my buddies asks me to occupy an obstacle for him. He was dancing with one of the girls I went to high school with, an HB6. But he wanted one of her friends. So In my drunk state I told him "Dont worry, Ill jump on this grenade for you." So I started out by occupying this HB6 from high school that I had never spoken too before. And eventually one thing is leading to another and I find myself making out with her in the corner of the bar. LOL. Then Im leaving the bar and I bounce her to this pizza joint with my buddies. On our way there were talking and its clear that if I want to, I have the chance to take her home and fuck her. After being at the pizza place one of my friends drops me and her off at her place. Then it is on like donkey kong lol.
So we get into her place and theres no bullshit. We go straight to the bed. Im making out with her on the bed. And then the articles of clothing are starting to be removed with no resistance. To her credit. While she is an HB6, she does have great tits. Anyways, she starts giving me head which to be honest wasn't good at all. Maybe it was the fact that I had whiskey dick, but I couldnt feel a thing. After that I start fingering her and she is really wet. So I finally just stick my dick in there and plow away. The experience was really weird to be honest. She was really tight and I couldn't feel much. I definitely got her off while fucking her. But she couldnt get me off to save her life. After fucking her for a bit, she tries to get me off via the BJ but it just wasnt happening at all. So I finished myself and I blew all over her LOL. (Side question. When you cum, where are you supposed to blow your load? I didnt want to pop all over myself so I just turned and blasted all over her LOL). She was a little turned off by that temporarily. She cleaned up then came back into bed and wanted to go again. But I couldn't at all. I was still drunk and so was my dick lol.
So that was that. I slept there and took the walk of shame in the morning. Didnt grab her number and now Im officially not a virgin. Again, not the ideal way to lose it but I dont care. Im just really relieved its over and done with. Im kinda disappointed though that it wasnt someone special. But at the same time, Im glad I'll have atleast some experience when I finally do have a GF. Please feel free to comment and critique. I would like to get some insight on what you guys think about losing it to someone who doesnt really matter.
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Good luck in your future vag-smashing endeavors! ezz
Today I had to search online for this "whiskey dick" and I found this, because I seriously wondered if I was heartless or if detached sex always felt that bad.