ive never seen such an untrue story be so fuckin funny.i am beowolf!!!!fuckling epic...
write more of those that was pro man jusy pro.
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| Author: | colonel Penus [ Tue May 04, 2010 9:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Easy BJ at back of KFC |
Ok I had just been to the gym to keep my jacked physique up working out things are good, wearing my vintage wolf T shirt (wolf T shirts fill u with alpha masculinity) you can get jumpers too.. but I cant wear one or the world would simply impload with pure alphaness. Im repping and everyones looking thinking wow what a beast.. I shower off... and get out of the gym. The girl on the desk begs me for sex again... shes like Kade please f**k me im like too tired b***h, and im like christ im hungry brah! I phone my wing JonW he like sup dawg.. I said hey come and meet me for lunch just been slamming weights around the gym.. get a tx from Pete to meet him at the YMCA he been hanging out there a bit too much lately so I refused, especially since people have been asking me about one of my latests posts involving me and him making out people have been questioning my sexuality, and colonol penus is alpha and 110 percent man!! I roll into KFC JonW sitting down with his broski shades on, im like sup Jonw he like sup G... we chatted about how many chicks we banged this week and shit, and what we benching and how we keeping our jacked fibrez up. 2 women phone me interupting my lunch asking for sex... really annoyed me.... when I see this hb9 sitting on the corner... I roll right up and say hey babe whats your name... she said hey my names rachel... I stacked into who lies more boys or girls she was like boys, we fluff talked for a bit about ambitions and pointless shit for a bit.. then I made things sexual got her to feel my Biceps... she stood up and there was a puddle on her seat of how wet she was getting... I qualified her and asked if she did good Blowjobs... I pulled her round the back made out with her, unzipped my ed hardy Jeans..pop.... like a catapult my erect gun bent on destruction hit my hard abdominals, through my affliction shirt.. f**k LMR.. she looked like she was having second thoughts about it, I ploughed and said cmon its not gonna suck its self now is it... she said its just im not a slut, I said ofcourse not your a delicate flower and kissed her gently and gazed into her eyes... then I pushed her to her knees and she started up and down it like a sniffer dog looking for drugs..... she said she did great BJs and to be honest I was like... son I dissapoint... I asked her to deepthroat she said she didn do that.. I said its easy watch!.... I walked her back into KFC went up to the till said hey hows it going to the fat girl serving, she reply'd like good thanks you hot... I jumped over the till lifted Rachel over, and said watch... I unzipped my Ed Hardy jeans once more, and pulled em down to my ankles... the fat bitch said what are you doing!! OMG im calling the police... I said stop and said RAchel watch and learn... I got some chocolate spread and coated my dong with the stuff.... I then whistled here girl! at the fatty she clambered up to my crotch like a walrus and moaned like one too as she slobbered it off my dong... I said next lesson I fetched a doughnut and stuck my manhood in the middle of it pushing it all the way to my balls, and said cmon! cmon! get the doughtnut The fatty struggled at first, then finally choked on my manhood and choked her way further towards the doughnut finally taking it off.... Rachel said wow that looks easy, and she then took initiative, wasnt bad for her first lesson... my knees weakened and pressure built up I pulled it out of her mouth ripped her blouse open and blew a load on her puppys while shouting I! AM! BEOWULF! she got covered because im so alpha and a spermanising machine, I then fetch a peice of bread rub it up and down her covered tits and gave it to the fat chick as she was a good sport she greedily scurried into the back like a diseased rodent and ate the peice of bread... thanks for reiding, my games feeling pretty tight, still gonna experiement with going direct more tho for the future, the who lies more is my main opener but want to try some new ones.. thanks.. Colonol Penus.xxxx |
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| Author: | Habitual Jerk [ Wed May 05, 2010 12:33 am ] |
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WTF? Maybe you should slow it down a bit before you get arrested... |
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| Author: | Mrmonk [ Wed May 05, 2010 12:54 am ] |
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theres cameras everywhere in those stores |
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| Author: | colonel Penus [ Wed May 05, 2010 8:00 pm ] |
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good maybe they will realese it on the internetz and people will be able to see what a real man does... and could sell it to bishes everywhere .. tchyeh brah! |
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| Author: | Starfox [ Thu May 06, 2010 2:23 am ] |
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Lies. But hilarious. "I am beowolf" |
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| Author: | mr-wonderful [ Thu May 06, 2010 6:19 am ] |
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baaahahahahahahahaha |
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| Author: | Tony Stonem [ Thu May 06, 2010 8:22 am ] |
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Hilariously entertaining... Bravo! |
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| Author: | holy16 [ Thu May 06, 2010 6:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | lolololol |
ive never seen such an untrue story be so fuckin funny.i am beowolf!!!!fuckling epic... write more of those that was pro man jusy pro.
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| Author: | Mrmonk [ Thu May 06, 2010 7:15 pm ] |
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lol |
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| Author: | PUA19 [ Sun May 16, 2010 3:57 am ] |
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wtf is that? |
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| Author: | chickentika [ Sun May 16, 2010 5:47 am ] |
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this made me lol, i mean seriously fuckin' lol |
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| Author: | Stetson [ Sun May 16, 2010 10:18 am ] |
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AAHHAHHAHHAH!!! Quote: and blew a load on her puppys while shouting I! AM! BEOWULF!
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| Author: | colonel Penus [ Thu May 20, 2010 2:38 pm ] |
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glad u guys like it I have a new lay report on its way be up in the next few days |
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| Author: | Koffertgutten [ Thu May 20, 2010 8:05 pm ] |
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I fuckin love this haha! Keep it up! LOL! |
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| Author: | Nostradamus [ Tue May 25, 2010 9:05 pm ] |
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This is just great. |
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