Hey guys first of all im new, but am happy to celebrate my first lay report for you all to enjoy, im colonol Penus and this is called the Milf
Ok the story starts when I was having an off night, I opened girls in the bars with classic who lies more, I was getting blow out badly one girl said fuck off and pushed me away, I ploughed and said I bet your not like that really ourtside a club, you would be a laugh and we would have rough anal sex bit of a push pull to show i have a sense of humour she kicks off and I end up getting asked to leave by the bouncers. so next bar some blow outs, then finally the club me and pete do our routine for preselection and act gay and managed to get a bit in woo!.
I anxiously ploughed on, one girl grabbed into my biceps and said wow these our big, cus I have jacked fibrez and train afflicion for 2 hours a day. It was good for my confidence, I later on saw her, and said hey u mad cus my biceps bigger than ur tits (classic neg) and she IOId me and gave some token resistence, when I spotted this milf at the bar, she had one of those asses that you could just rump and make spartan noises all day long! here I go, i was gonna go in..
I said hi im *colonol penus* she responded well and said hey didn you get kicked out of that bar, im like oh god and we laughed, told her that I did because the girl was mad because my guns where bigger than her tits, she said ha its true you have jacked Fibrez brah... im like thanks we sat and I qualified her she was a nurse and i found that hot, then boom I said kiss me u fool! and makeout.. It got heavy and I said I wanna take u back to mine and do things with you...
... she said o rly in a seductive tone... what things are these... I said you know the usual play cleudo and battleships... we left with our hands in each others back pockets, drunk some Tequila at mine listened to some kenny rogers, and made out for a while.. I said you should see my Japanese Bath I have she said ok!... I took her in shes like wow, your hot with Jacked fibrez train afflicion and you have an awsome bathroom!... I started runniong the bath, she smiled knowingly and said why you running it... I said because were gonna take a Bath, we derobed ... slowly the girl had tits to die for man.. Id wanna be sufficated to death by them things if It was my choice of death..
We get in and look at each other knowingly my penor tingles.. she start rubbing her hand on my thigh, and I instantly become erect it gets hot.. but didn want any LMR. and restrain as we havent played WW2 battleships.... I instantly reach for my toy bag, and get my battleships out, I tell her she is the allied forces and I am colonol penus of the third reich... I plot my battleships around the bathtub strategically, around her..
She maneuvers the Royal Fleet in an attempt to parry the incoming German attack; but im more experienced at this and take out her destroyer with my missile attacks. The entire crew solutes the SS and Hitler for its marvelous victory. She tried to DLV me with a pincer attack, im like fuck that, and my Uboat sinks her oncoming attack hidden near her anus.. I launch my final assult.. but!! Boom I accidently penetrate her vag... It feels to good to take out battleships will have to wait, A storm engolfs the allied forces and massive waves rock back and forth. The battle of the Meditteranean is in turmoil. Pleasure builds up and I take my dong out and aim it at the pesky british control cruiser direct hit.. fuck yeah... A new age of Nazism is placed upon the milfs nether regions! as the allied forces surrender,
Was seriously a good night, im learning so much game altho I mainly stick to classy Mystery method, thanks for reiding guys.. The Colonol.. xxxx mucho lovo