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| Author: | GreenieUK [ Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The toilets in the SU nightclub... |
So all the sports teams and societies have finished their socials and all head to the SU nightclub. I'm being my usual self taking a walk round the club every so often trying to find a new target, when I spot a 3set from the newly formed cheerleading society. they'd had their social at the same bar as us, so heard pretty much all of the embarassing shit i had thrown my way that night. (that i had my head shaved on tour, i stole a strippers dress, passed out in the toilets of a bar on the first night, came last on our initiation for the first years, stupid shit like that) I'd had to neck a pint for each crack they had on me, so I was pretty trashed by this time... So I open them, get talkin for a while and eventually they introduce themselves to me, so I do the same me - "yeah I'm Greenie" obstacle 1 - "yeah we know who you are" me - "really? seems like i'm gettin kinda famous round this place now" (with a playful smile) obstacle 2 - "no, it's just that everyone we seem to speak to knows someone that you've slept with" me - (laughing) "so you spend a lot of time talkin about me then? if you wanted to meet me earlier all you had to do was ask!" target - "so are you really as much of a player as everyone makes out?" me - (moving in n trying a bit of Gambler's subtle seduction) "well there's only one way to find out" target - "and hows that?" me - (whispering in her ear) "well i'm gonna go get another drink, neck it and then wait by those toilets. if you wanna find out how bad I am, you can come join me in a minute" (moving back out n saying to the whole group) "right girls, i'm gonna go get myself another drink, i might come back n talk to you guys again if you're lucky" so i ejected myself and went to the bar, necked a vodka lemonade n walked over towards the toilets, pretending to be checking my phone (which I always seem to do when I'm alone waiting for someone, I think it's just a nervous habbit) to be perfectly honest, I didn't expect her to join me in the slightest, so I was telling myself I'll just wait a couple of minutes n then head back to the rest of the football team; when I get a tap on my shoulder. It's the cheerleader again. her - "so what were you gonna show me?" me - "you'll see" (smiling n grabbing her hand) I walk her over to the door of the disabled toilet, still expecting her to bottle it and walk away, but she never does. She follows me into the toilet, I lock the door n I full close the shit outta her. After that we stayed near the bar having a few more drinks until the night ended, we headed back to hers to go for round 2...and I pass out while she's out the room washing up. So all in all, pretty pleased with myself this morning; even if she did kinda feel like a fool's mate |
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