Hm, it seems as if you played it natural.
Good job.
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| Author: | goodtimes09 [ Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Beer Pong Lay |
Ok so i just remebered a lay I got back i nthe day and thought I'd share. This was before I learned about pick up but not any less useful because it was still smooth as hell. Me and my friend go to his friend's party. We get there and just chill for a couple min scoping the place out. We see a beer pong table. Me and him rape face at beer pong. We challenege the champs who had been winning all night I guess and own them. Of course the normal pussy bullshit about them being drunk or w/e is their excuse. I tell them it's a bad excuse. Everyone plays better drunk. The crowd laughs. So we win and these two girls now want to play me and my buddy. Fuck it we say why not. These girls are horrible. We've gone 2 rounds and me and my buddy cleared half their cups. They made one. W/e so we beat them shortly after. I'm a little drunk at this point because I'm a lightweight (I don't drink that often). The girls are also drunk. My buddy is not. The girls say they want a rematch. This is where my instincts come up. So the girls asks for a rematch and in my head I'm thinking fuck no. You weren't even sort of a challenge. So I keep thinking ok how can i make this go in our favor. I come up with a pimp idea. I go to the girls and tell them we'll play them but only if they make it more interesting since we've already beat them once. They ask what I want. I say what will you give us if we win. They say they'll give us lap dances. Sweet. I say ok what do you get if you win (knowing there is no chance in hell). They want lap dances. I say sure just let me ask my partner if he's cool with it. Side note: My buddy is an awesome wing. I talk to my buddy tell him there's no chance of them winning and to pick a girl. He does and I get the other. W/e they're both cute and I was undecided anyway. We kick their asses and when we get half of their cups down they give up and start drinking all the drinks. Still being a chode at the time I ask them what they're doing. They ignore the question and I decide I really don't give a fuck anyway since we win. My buddy gets unlucky and fate smiles on me. His girl is not down and she has some drama going on at the party. I go to mine asking where my lap dance is. She kind of ignores it and says I'm a bad boy. I look her in the eye and say I think she likes it. She turns her head away and then looks at me and says "I'm too much." To me, especially drunk, this is a go signal. I tell her to kiss me. She says " What?" in a slightly surprised manner. I repeat it and tell her to kiss me. She comes in and kisses me. I didn't even need to lean in. At this point the story becomes short. I take her to the side of the house and fuck her. Not the best idea but I'm drunk and just wanted to fuck. Shortly after we finish some chodes find us and make a scene of it. They didn't bring people out but they said "O what's this we have here?" Not only that, they don't fucking leave thinking they're going to get a free show. Luckily for me we had already finished and these fucking cock blockers are out of luck. The whole time my friend is looking at me laughing trying to figure out where I get the balls to do this sort of thing. He tells me later he can't believe I came up with such a good idea and had the balls to follow through. Questions? Comments? Let me know. I'd love to hear them. |
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| Author: | Klever [ Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:02 pm ] |
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Hm, it seems as if you played it natural. Good job.
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