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| Author: | cool dude [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | lay report |
ok so this report is from my aim. I was telling a buddy about it. I don't feel like typing it all over again, but I will add some tips, insight, thoughts, and whatever else I can. : so me and my friend go to the bar alldayeverydaycj (22:27:19): and he tells me that a girl from our class is coming alldayeverydaycj (22:27:58): he has been trying to get with her all semester, and he is excited. When we get there we start a game of beer pong alldayeverydaycj (22:28:08): a game later she shows up alldayeverydaycj (22:28:16): and alldayeverydaycj (22:28:43): she gets to the pong table alldayeverydaycj (22:29:09): she is next to him, then she sees me on the other side, and walks passed him and hugs me alldayeverydaycj (22:29:19): I knew from there on he was not gonna get her alldayeverydaycj (22:29:32): I felt bad for him too equivocaLx3 (22:29:36): damn alldayeverydaycj (22:30:01): so he goes up to her, and opens his arms and says what about me alldayeverydaycj (22:30:05): she says oh ook alldayeverydaycj (22:30:09): ha alldayeverydaycj (22:30:34): we all talk about some shit, then she says lets all go play pool alldayeverydaycj (22:31:16): so we head to the pool table,my buddy joe leaves to get more beer. It is me and her, she says what team should I be on, I said I don't know alldayeverydaycj (22:31:26): of course she ends up on my team alldayeverydaycj (22:31:40): we are playing and I am doing horrible. alldayeverydaycj (22:31:55): but she, keeps trying to cheer me up alldayeverydaycj (22:32:02): she gives me high fives alldayeverydaycj (22:32:05): and shit alldayeverydaycj (22:32:19): My fave club song comes on alldayeverydaycj (22:32:29): blame it by jamie foxx alldayeverydaycj (22:32:49): I start dancing, and she watches me, then she gets closer to me alldayeverydaycj (22:32:55): I ignore her invite alldayeverydaycj (22:33:02): and step away alldayeverydaycj (22:33:29): I go to my friend joe and tell him he needs to make a fucking move alldayeverydaycj (22:34:00): he says he is trying but he doesnt know what to do alldayeverydaycj (22:34:09): I tell him she is giving me mad signs dude alldayeverydaycj (22:34:32): he say he knows, but he will try alldayeverydaycj (22:34:39): he makes a shitty effort alldayeverydaycj (22:34:45): then I pull him to the bathroom alldayeverydaycj (22:35:03): and tell him he needs to make a move man. I am trying my best not to flirt back with er alldayeverydaycj (22:35:04): her alldayeverydaycj (22:35:18): well, after a lil talk, he says just go after her dude alldayeverydaycj (22:35:22): I say are you sure alldayeverydaycj (22:35:37): he said yes I am sure, I cant get wit her. alldayeverydaycj (22:35:53): well it was oon as soon as I left the bathroom alldayeverydaycj (22:36:17): I tell her we should go play beer pong again alldayeverydaycj (22:36:25): so we go , and play and shit alldayeverydaycj (22:36:34): sh starts dancin so I grind up on her alldayeverydaycj (22:36:43): she gets a lil shy and laughs and pulls away alldayeverydaycj (22:37:11): after I started flirting back with her, I noticed her signs were not as strong as they were before alldayeverydaycj (22:37:15): so I acomidated alldayeverydaycj (22:37:28): I pulled back a lil bit alldayeverydaycj (22:37:45): her freind grabs her away, and I see her talking to these guys alldayeverydaycj (22:38:03): I didnt care, but I did not wnat her watching me staring at her alldayeverydaycj (22:38:25): I played her game and went to these girls table that were chillen with 2 dudes alldayeverydaycj (22:38:31): one for each girl alldayeverydaycj (22:38:42): I talk to them, everything is going great alldayeverydaycj (22:38:58): I get there names, and this one girl who was the hottest alldayeverydaycj (22:39:03): we just clicked alldayeverydaycj (22:39:16): we talked and talked and talked, I ignored everyone else alldayeverydaycj (22:39:34): then the guy starts hugging on her but I ignore itm and so does she alldayeverydaycj (22:39:43): I could see the look in her eyes alldayeverydaycj (22:39:47): lol alldayeverydaycj (22:40:05): then the other guy interrupts us and says they are gonna get married alldayeverydaycj (22:40:12): I said congrats! alldayeverydaycj (22:40:14): when alldayeverydaycj (22:40:17): blah blah blah alldayeverydaycj (22:40:22): I played it off perfectly alldayeverydaycj (22:40:35): then te convo died and I was just standing there looking around alldayeverydaycj (22:40:50): so I said gusy I am going to look for my freinds alldayeverydaycj (22:40:56): I leave on a good note alldayeverydaycj (22:41:00): or vibe equivocaLx3 (22:41:04): yup alldayeverydaycj (22:41:08): I see her still talking to the dudes alldayeverydaycj (22:41:25): so I go up to them, and I see her freind that introduced her to them alldayeverydaycj (22:41:39): I noticed she had a cast on her wrist alldayeverydaycj (22:41:56): so I said, how did you break your wrist alldayeverydaycj (22:42:04): I was directly behind her alldayeverydaycj (22:42:16): she turns around seeming startled alldayeverydaycj (22:42:34): she then rushes behind this guy that she was talking to alldayeverydaycj (22:42:41): like a shy 3 year old alldayeverydaycj (22:42:54): then the guy had this look on his face alldayeverydaycj (22:42:57): like he didnt like me alldayeverydaycj (22:43:04): he said in a mono tone alldayeverydaycj (22:43:11): " she fell off a roof alldayeverydaycj (22:43:26): I said oh really are you sure she wasnt masturbating to hard alldayeverydaycj (22:43:43): then I made fun of her falling off a roof equivocaLx3 (22:43:47): LMAO equivocaLx3 (22:43:48): you said that equivocaLx3 (22:43:51): to the guy? alldayeverydaycj (22:43:52): then he smiled and opened up equivocaLx3 (22:43:55): are you sure she wasn't masturbating too hard alldayeverydaycj (22:44:00): haha yea equivocaLx3 (22:44:01): LOL equivocaLx3 (22:44:06): you didn't know this guy equivocaLx3 (22:44:08): or the girl? alldayeverydaycj (22:44:15): nope equivocaLx3 (22:44:18): that's ballsy man equivocaLx3 (22:44:19): and dangerous equivocaLx3 (22:44:27): that guy could have went apeshit on you alldayeverydaycj (22:44:27): I know thats how I get when I drink I know how to lower dudes defense shiel alldayeverydaycj (22:45:26): d alldayeverydaycj (22:45:46): its kinda easy alldayeverydaycj (22:45:59): just dont show hositlity back but dont show fear alldayeverydaycj (22:46:07): always stay alpha alldayeverydaycj (22:46:12): and be a smart ass alldayeverydaycj (22:46:29): think of them like kids and just play with them like there whatever alldayeverydaycj (22:46:33): works most of the time equivocaLx3 (22:46:36): lol alldayeverydaycj (22:46:42): anyways alldayeverydaycj (22:47:33): I walked away as soon as I knew he smiled alldayeverydaycj (22:47:39): I was done with him alldayeverydaycj (22:47:49): I went to the girl I was getting with alldayeverydaycj (22:47:52): I call her boston alldayeverydaycj (22:47:57): so I go to boston but I try to talk to her and it just didnt work out I am standing watching these guys dance alldayeverydaycj (22:49:22): laughing my ass off alldayeverydaycj (22:49:37): then 2 of them go in the middle of the florr alldayeverydaycj (22:49:40): floorr alldayeverydaycj (22:49:52): and do this sortuve ghetto line dancing alldayeverydaycj (22:50:01): I join in, and do it with them alldayeverydaycj (22:50:08): I see boston staring at me alldayeverydaycj (22:50:10): smiling alldayeverydaycj (22:50:19): then more people joined in alldayeverydaycj (22:50:21): and more and mroe alldayeverydaycj (22:50:37): then boston joined in alldayeverydaycj (22:50:50): she was the hottest one in the bar by the way alldayeverydaycj (22:50:54): lookin mad sexy alldayeverydaycj (22:50:59): well alldayeverydaycj (22:51:15): then the line dancing ends then I move her away from her freind alldayeverydaycj (22:51:22): isolating her alldayeverydaycj (22:51:35): we go to the smoking section of the bar alldayeverydaycj (22:51:39): and we just talk alldayeverydaycj (22:51:45): and talk and talk alldayeverydaycj (22:51:51): flirting with each other alldayeverydaycj (22:52:14): I ask her if she trying to hook up with that dude alldayeverydaycj (22:52:20): she said no alldayeverydaycj (22:52:29): her freind was trying to hook her up alldayeverydaycj (22:52:41): I said I thought your freind said I was cute alldayeverydaycj (22:52:49): she says she does equivocaLx3 (22:52:55): lol alldayeverydaycj (22:53:19): she brought her freind over to the pool table to show that she was with me alldayeverydaycj (22:53:22): hah alldayeverydaycj (22:53:34): so alldayeverydaycj (22:53:40): fuck I forgot alldayeverydaycj (22:53:42): well alldayeverydaycj (22:53:56): then style poped i my head alldayeverydaycj (22:54:03): one of his lines alldayeverydaycj (22:54:10): so I said do you want to kiss me alldayeverydaycj (22:54:26): she played it off acting like she can get any dude she wants alldayeverydaycj (22:54:32): and I said I know how you feel alldayeverydaycj (22:54:48): I am soo tired of women liking me just for my looks and not my personality alldayeverydaycj (22:55:00): I totaly displayed myself as high value alldayeverydaycj (22:55:11): man I did it so perfectly it could have been a routine alldayeverydaycj (22:55:24): just dhv after dhv alldayeverydaycj (22:55:33): then I ask her agian alldayeverydaycj (22:55:48): back to my qiestion do you want to kiss me alldayeverydaycj (22:55:57): she starts talking some shit equivocaLx3 (22:56:01): lol alldayeverydaycj (22:56:05): so I said well how bout this alldayeverydaycj (22:56:18): I grab the back of her neck and make her kiss me alldayeverydaycj (22:56:26): so player dude alldayeverydaycj (22:56:31): we make out alldayeverydaycj (22:56:38): then my freind comes and sees us alldayeverydaycj (22:56:47): he gets pissed and says he is leaving alldayeverydaycj (22:56:50): me and her laugh alldayeverydaycj (22:56:57): she said he was just to nice alldayeverydaycj (22:57:08): she could tell he was all over her alldayeverydaycj (22:57:38): I should have asked her what she finds attractive in me alldayeverydaycj (22:57:45): just so I know my good qualities alldayeverydaycj (22:57:58): well we leave and we go to her place alldayeverydaycj (22:58:05): she puts on a movie alldayeverydaycj (22:58:08): rock n rolla alldayeverydaycj (22:58:24): she then gets on top of me and we start making out alldayeverydaycj (22:58:30): I knew I was gettting laid alldayeverydaycj (22:58:32): tonight equivocaLx3 (22:58:35): yup alldayeverydaycj (22:58:41): so we take each other clothes off alldayeverydaycj (22:58:54): she says your leaving for tampa alldayeverydaycj (22:59:03): I shouldnt be doing this alldayeverydaycj (22:59:14): I siad something to her alldayeverydaycj (22:59:18): then we make out alldayeverydaycj (22:59:30): we are both naked and she is on top of me equivocaLx3 (22:59:33): lol LMR alldayeverydaycj (22:59:40): not even man alldayeverydaycj (22:59:57): she is ion top of me and I tell h I dont have a condom alldayeverydaycj (23:00:06): she saty are you fucking serious alldayeverydaycj (23:00:12): I said yes I am alldayeverydaycj (23:00:18): I told her fuck it will be fine alldayeverydaycj (23:00:30): she then grabs my dick and we start fucking alldayeverydaycj (23:00:36): It was sooooooooooooo alldayeverydaycj (23:00:41): tight dude it hurt my dick equivocaLx3 (23:00:47): lmao equivocaLx3 (23:00:51): sex bad or good? alldayeverydaycj (23:00:57): BBAAADDD alldayeverydaycj (23:01:00): so bad equivocaLx3 (23:01:01): lol alldayeverydaycj (23:01:02): so bad equivocaLx3 (23:01:06): waffelz equivocaLx3 (23:01:06): why alldayeverydaycj (23:01:12): youll see alldayeverydaycj (23:01:27): before she started fucking me I ate her out alldayeverydaycj (23:01:39): and dude it was my first time eating a a girl out alldayeverydaycj (23:01:43): I loved it alldayeverydaycj (23:01:49): she was soo wet dude alldayeverydaycj (23:02:01): I just ate that pussy like it was ice cream equivocaLx3 (23:02:08): rofl alldayeverydaycj (23:02:25): so I quite then I think she gives me head alldayeverydaycj (23:02:34): she is doing her thing alldayeverydaycj (23:02:42): and I get nervous that I am going to bust early alldayeverydaycj (23:02:49): it was the opposite alldayeverydaycj (23:03:03): it was so hard to bust infact I got limp so quick alldayeverydaycj (23:03:10): it was tuogh to stay hard alldayeverydaycj (23:03:30): we are fucking and we go into different positions alldayeverydaycj (23:03:41): I then get the feeling that she is not enjoying it alldayeverydaycj (23:03:54): so I quite fucking her and start fingering her alldayeverydaycj (23:04:04): I try to make her sqirt alldayeverydaycj (23:04:12): so I just ram my fingers in her alldayeverydaycj (23:04:13): lol alldayeverydaycj (23:04:19): she then goes alldayeverydaycj (23:04:25): ow ow o w alldayeverydaycj (23:04:29): I said whats wrong alldayeverydaycj (23:04:32): she said I hurt her alldayeverydaycj (23:04:44): like then she told me alldayeverydaycj (23:04:50): that I fucked her too hard alldayeverydaycj (23:05:03): and that my dick was average alldayeverydaycj (23:05:10): she could have been lying alldayeverydaycj (23:05:25): then she told me her lastboyfreind was soo good alldayeverydaycj (23:05:32): and he had a good sized dick alldayeverydaycj (23:05:41): I then told her that she hurt my dick alldayeverydaycj (23:05:56): she said she was sorry and that she felt soo bad alldayeverydaycj (23:06:09): so she goes gives me another blow jod alldayeverydaycj (23:06:11): job alldayeverydaycj (23:06:22): I mean pornstarr blowjob alldayeverydaycj (23:06:30): I literally fucked her face dude alldayeverydaycj (23:06:40): then she tries to get me to come alldayeverydaycj (23:06:43): oh yea alldayeverydaycj (23:06:47): while we were fucking alldayeverydaycj (23:06:56): I was doing my hardest not to go limp dick dude equivocaLx3 (23:07:02): lol alldayeverydaycj (23:07:03): even during the blowjob equivocaLx3 (23:07:13): i usually go limp sometimes during BJs equivocaLx3 (23:07:15): i hate BJs alldayeverydaycj (23:07:16): she I grab my dick and start jerking it mad hard alldayeverydaycj (23:07:27): then I feel myself about to come alldayeverydaycj (23:07:37): so I grab her and I come in her mouth alldayeverydaycj (23:07:41): she swallows alldayeverydaycj (23:07:51): she said thta she never did that before alldayeverydaycj (23:07:59): lol alldayeverydaycj (23:08:03): it felt so good alldayeverydaycj (23:08:16): then we talk about some shit alldayeverydaycj (23:08:19): then we pass out alldayeverydaycj (23:08:30): wake up in the mroning with stank ass bereath alldayeverydaycj (23:08:36): but she never said anything alldayeverydaycj (23:08:40): and we fuck again alldayeverydaycj (23:08:47): she gets on top of me alldayeverydaycj (23:08:51): and again alldayeverydaycj (23:09:02): I have a probelm with my dick going limp dude alldayeverydaycj (23:09:08): I force myself on top alldayeverydaycj (23:09:16): then I strat doggy style her alldayeverydaycj (23:09:27): then some other wierd move with her legs at her head alldayeverydaycj (23:09:42): then I do another where I am on my knees alldayeverydaycj (23:09:45): fucking her alldayeverydaycj (23:09:59): I have the worst rug bunr on my toes from doing that alldayeverydaycj (23:10:01): lol alldayeverydaycj (23:10:10): we are baning alldayeverydaycj (23:10:19): and my dcik kept popping out alldayeverydaycj (23:10:21): mad times alldayeverydaycj (23:10:28): she laughs a li alldayeverydaycj (23:10:30): lil alldayeverydaycj (23:10:37): I can tell she wants to quite alldayeverydaycj (23:10:44): I take a 5 second break alldayeverydaycj (23:10:48): then I go again alldayeverydaycj (23:10:54): then she says quite alldayeverydaycj (23:10:57): I am hurting her alldayeverydaycj (23:10:59): huh alldayeverydaycj (23:11:01): dude alldayeverydaycj (23:11:06): I felt like such a loser man alldayeverydaycj (23:11:13): my fucking skills suck alldayeverydaycj (23:11:21): and that was it alldayeverydaycj (23:11:30): we walked on the beach for a lil alldayeverydaycj (23:11:35): she took me home alldayeverydaycj (23:11:43): I dont really talk to her that much alldayeverydaycj (23:11:54): I want her to come over so I can fuck her again. Ok so that is it, I just want this down so people can read it. I will disect it tomorrow. SO yea... |
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| Author: | Mr.G [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:30 pm ] |
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The brutal honesty of this post made me lol, and in all honesty i have had a similar experience lol. |
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| Author: | cool dude [ Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:38 am ] |
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HAHa, yea man. I can only be honest but yea dude she does we don't really talk. I texted her last night. This was it. Me. Psssst Her. what? Me. Life is like a box of chocolates an your my hershey kiss Her. no response. Me. you know that made you feel all warm inside = ) I really just want to work on my skills, but I don't know how to get to hang with her again. Any suggestions? I am glad I am not the only one man, really. What is your story. |
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| Author: | pillow_fight [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:08 am ] |
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You should check out Sex God Method, lots of tips on being good at sex overall. Not so much specific special techniques or whatever, just a mindset and some basic stuff. Like pick up sex is more knowing what you're doing than using exact techniques or something like that. |
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