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Author:  Pan@che [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  I Can't Believe My Dad!
So I get a call from a girl I was seeing a while ago at about 19:45 yesterday asking if I want to go out and do something. We're not in a casual relationship or anything, we just stay in touch. I've got no intentions of going out but I say 'Yeah, why not pick me up whenever. I'll just finish working out then I'll be ready'. Now she comes round at about 20:15, my mum invites her in and I take her up to my room, window open so she can hear the traffic outside (comfort building, credit Mystery).

I've finished working out way before this but I leave one set of weights so that I can finish up in front of her. I know it's not a looks game but if you've got it, use it. Also, it gives me the opportunity to leave leave her in my room, getting acquainted and comfortable with the environment, while I go and have a shower.

I take my time in the shower and come back wearing a towel. My dad's come in my room in the mean time and is just chatting with her, he excuses himself when I come back. I say to her 'I want to go bowling'. I don't want to go bowling but it's an escape-hatch for her. Whatever happens now is all just an accident in her eyes. I put on some boxers and show her some stuff I bought for halloween etc. I then make out with her a little on my bed then go to put my jeans on. I go back to her and continue making out and escalating (push pull). Sparing gory details we both get naked and are about to go all the way.

We're on the floor and she's just about to open the condom pack when my dad bursts in! I quickly scramble to the door and close it in his face while she runs to the bed and hides under the covers. My dad shouts 'Sorry, you busy?'. 'Just a bit' I reply. I've got the door closed with a girl up here, what the hell does he think I'm doing?!

Anyway, I turn to her and piss myself laughing. I realise the moment's lost and we're back into comfort building. Focusing on frame control I act like I'm totally cool with it and it's just a funny moment that my dad's not going to care about. She buys into it, we have a laugh and after a while in comfort I'm able to escalate to massaging and finally get laid.

Lessons learned though! As soon as I can afford to move out, I'm doing it! I Can't Believe My Dad!

Panache
Author:  trainspotter [ Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I'm Gonna Kill My Dad!
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My dad shouts 'Sorry, you busy?'. 'Just a bit' I reply
Love it,

cheers for sharing.
Author:  Slywalker [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:20 am ]
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Time to find your own apartment? :lol:
Author:  ruledsubject [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:54 am ]
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Lessons learned though!
embarrassing bro! move out aye, thats it
Author:  vizzy [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:51 am ]
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Install a lock on your door??
Thats what I did lol.
Author:  mokole [ Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:07 am ]
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Install a lock on your door??
Thats what I did lol.
Locking your door doesn't prevent knocking from interrupting you. I learned that the hard way in my youth.

Best is if your parents are cool with you having girls over, talk with your parents about it (that's what I did many years ago), or just move out.
Author:  PUA19 [ Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:56 pm ]
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funny one 1o1.
honestly my mom would die from shameness if she comes in the middle
so she never comes in when im with a girl , even with my best friend (whichs a female) she never interrupts .

Lock the dang door dawg! of course you solved the best most efficient way , and thats what I actually would expect any of us pua's.

May your girls be pretty and your sex tight!
pua19.
Author:  PUA_CHRIS [ Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:16 am ]
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pretty crazy, my parents wouldn't even let me take a girl past the front door. They were hella strict.
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