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Picking up from the STD clinic. There's something unsettling about that.
omg couldnt extract that better!! what a place to pickup girls...you fucked up ! 
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| Author: | Teevster [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:50 pm ] |
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Location: Oslo, Norway When: The day before travelling to poland (were I had lot's of fun) After the long Thailand trip, I went to the STD clinic here in Oslo. This was a good spot to get laid , because you have to wait 4 hours before getting finally a doctor or a nurse to take care of you. so this forced me to approach people. I approached 2 hot blonds. After som talking and shared some sex stories, they facebook closed me, even if it's 10 days ago and I havent accepted them yet. So the nurse shouted my number lol. She asked: How many sex partner have you been with this 2 last mounth? TVA: well... 9 Nurse: Men or women? or both? TVA: well.. this one is a bit hard... both actually... It was a shemale... "telling story" Nurse: hahahahahahah oh i've heard this one a few times before, so many people have felt into that trap TVA: LOL We talked a bit and she sent me to a doctor were he gave me antibiotics for clamydia... Then i met a girl waiting, so I sat beside her, hovering. And approached.. it was so easy, since she was bored, sitting there for hours and I decided to talk to her. We talked, the convo transitioned into pretty easely (heck we are in an STD clinic. She was a girl with dark hair and curls, and a pair of blue eyes, she had some iranian traits, but i never found out. She weared tight jeans, leather boots, and a white feminin shirt. Also she weared a pair of these big earings. "hey why are you here, fucked too much?" HB: no i was just testing myself! TVA: you know if you dont get any STD's, it means you don't fuck enought! HB: hahaha, well i don't have much sex TVA: why? sex is a good thing we all love? ah i know, oyu are affraid to be too slutty? HB: well kind of, and i don't fuck just a random guy? TVA: well, what you say... is it really what you mean? that what say is what you mean, or you say things for not looking slutty again? HB: well yeah it is a bit exciting to have sex with a stranger pretty often, but what about STD's.? TVA: i tell you, i love fucking i love women, i love exciting stories, i mostly live for fucking! and i only had clam once. HB: seriously! that's great! most guys are pigs... you seem more like a pig too, but in a good way! TVA: i think congruens is important... but you tell me girls ain't pigs? I mean look at your sex fantasies!! HB: hahaha, hell have you been reading books? TVA: experiences hehe Then the nurse shouted her name. She told me she doesn't have much sex, also she was reacting great to my sex talk. She came back 30 mins later, in the meantime i was taking a smoke. My parents were working so i had my flat for myself, and i live 15 min form town with metrotrain. So i was thinking yeah i might could extract. She came back, we fluffed, i stayed closer to her, and touched her each time i wanted to make a statement. I asked what she was going to do. HB: well at that time everyone is a sleep you know. So i was thinking going home, wait a few hours and then hook up with my brother. TVA: ah that's great, you know... i was thinking i don't have much to do right now either so i was thinking we could hang around a bit. You seem like a really cool chick. HB: thanks you seem a like a cool dude. No talk, a good peace, we keep an EC. TVA: should we get going? Hb:sure We went outside, took a smoke. And walked into the coffeshop. We sat down. I sat on sofa with her and started touching her. there is some tension. I knew shee was aroused. TVA: So are you from around here HB: yeah i live 10 mins walking from here (don't tell me it's spot on!) and what about you? TVA: well i live X... pretty awesome hehe. TVA: my first gf lived not too far from here (Bullshit) , she was a sick fuck i remember. Don't you agree that sex is very important in a relationship, and sex is very important just in general. HB: of course! it is. TVA: well most men doesn't know how to satisfie women, heck men just barely know that women love sex lol, i mean heck they don't even know that women have sick sex fantasies. HB: i know, they think we don't like sex, but girls doesn't show it that much.. TVA: and for that reason...most females cheat on their dudes... i mean men are so selfish. Do you know what turns me on? HB: no? TVA: see a women cum (that's a bomb) Like, when i tease her a bit, i feel she wants more, it arouse her, and then i start licking beside her pussy she got so turned on... and then i lick her lcit, but at the moment she cum, i start stimulating her vagina hole.... HB: !!!!!DDB!!!!! TVA: and then she will come many times!... hey, let's drop the shittalk (adding some stacking in here), i gotta tell you a secret. Come here... LEADING. TVA: (whispering in her ear) this is a secret... i am always honest... you are turning me on... and i can read your eyes... i am turning you on.. She isn't saying anything, she is turning into stone. TVA: show me the direction of where you live little girl, cause i can't control myself... anymore... She stands up and pay the bill, even the one for me... LOL She just gave 100 kr. We walked to her place it was less than 10 mins actually. She led me up to her appartement. She pushed me into the bed. I slapped her ass. And started biting her as if i was supposed to eat her. Game over. TVA (PS: she announced to me that her tests was negativ before we fucked. XD) |
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| Author: | KimboSlice [ Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:44 am ] |
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haha! mann thats solid Well done |
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| Author: | Starfox [ Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:15 am ] |
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Picking up from the STD clinic. There's something unsettling about that. |
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| Author: | Jon Paul [ Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:26 am ] |
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Quote: Picking up from the STD clinic. There's something unsettling about that.
haha i agree!
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| Author: | Aquila [ Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:48 pm ] |
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hmm might have to hang around the clinic by my school. Great job man. |
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| Author: | Jon Paul [ Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:58 am ] |
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Quote: hmm might have to hang around the clinic by my school. Great job man.
i wouldnt dude the only thing your gna "pick up" is genital warts lol
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| Author: | Irishman [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:21 pm ] |
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Great Lay report |
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| Author: | PUA19 [ Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:49 pm ] |
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Quote: Picking up from the STD clinic. There's something unsettling about that.
omg couldnt extract that better!! what a place to pickup girls...you fucked up !
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| Author: | Good Life [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:47 pm ] |
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"She pushed me into the bed. I slapped her face. And started biting her as if i was supposed to eat her. Game over" Hilarious! |
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| Author: | Good Life [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:47 pm ] |
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"She pushed me into the bed. I slapped her face. And started biting her as if i was supposed to eat her. Game over" Hilarious! |
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| Author: | Pickup Truck [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:32 am ] |
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Quote: Picking up from the STD clinic. There's something unsettling about that.
I think its brilliant. I mean.. in a place where someone would be worried and insecure BECAUSE of sex; and TVA has managed to get the wild side out of her and fuck her is nothing short of 1st class game. Well done TVA, forget the negative comments thats an awesome LR. PICKUP TRUCK "If It Can Be Dreamed; It Can Be Done." |
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| Author: | yio [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:32 pm ] |
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as many other reports inspiring! |
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| Author: | XtotheA420 [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:12 pm ] |
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So you gave a girl chlamydia and she hooks up with her brother? Did anyone else catch that? |
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| Author: | ForeverFatal125 [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:06 am ] |
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What the fuck were you thinking oslo, an STD clinic? lol |
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| Author: | hyball [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:23 am ] |
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Quote: So you gave a girl chlamydia and she hooks up with her brother?
yea i totally caught that he gave that girl clamydia that hooks up with her now clamydia infested brother...
Did anyone else catch that? |
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