I happened to be walking around when i saw a HB 7.5 reading this book, i went in approached, used the 3s rule.
Impact: Is the book any good?
HB: Yeh its pretty cool i just got it.
Impact: yeh? i was looking for some good books to read the other day, lets have a quick look *takes the book*, nice nice. Yeah this looks alright.. i need something like this to entertain me while im on tour with the band.
HB: What band are you in?
Impact: I'm in (so and so), we have a gig coming up on the (so and so)
why you into music or something?
HB: i used to play keyboard when i was little!
Impact: wow a book worm that likes music, im impressed, pleasure to meet you I'm Chris
HB: haha, Claire
Impact: You know I had a hamsters named Claire! she was crazy, i think it runs in the name tho.
HB: haha
Impact: Hey i learned this really cool trick on tour, and i totally feal for it, I've been dying to try it out on someone, so here it goes
HB: okay
Impact: Spell boast
HB: B O A S T
Impact: awsome, you can spell, haha, alright now roast
HB: haha, R O A S T
Impact: so we have roast, boast, what goes in a toaster?
HB: Toast!
Impact: ahhahaha, does toast really go in a toaster? gotcha its bread
HB: ahhaha, not fair *touches my shoulder*
Impact: hehe, were you a blond before? *touches shoulder back* just kidding
HB: haha omggg.
Impact: So what about you, been here long?
HB: *talks about stuff*
Impact: Cool, whens your birthday
HB: bla bla, whens yours?
Impact: ill give you 5 bucks if u can guess the month
HB: March
Impact: OMG i love you!!!!!!!!
HB: hahaha, was that right?
Impact: no, November
HB: haha damn! so how long have yo u been in sydney
Impact: rara, ra ra, you know i dont really know you, i usually charge $10 for a 5 min conversation
HB: noooo im not paying you
Impact: thats okay, because i dont love you anyway, we got a divorce remember! i took your car and money
HB: ahha i dont have any money
Impact: yeah your povo! that also goes with the name
HB: haha! your mean!
Impact: No its okay i forgive you, oy I've really gotta get back to the studio, but really quickly, are you any good with fashion?
HB: I'm okay i guess, why?
Impact: Oh would be nice to know someone that knows their way around for a change, whats your number, well go shopping sometime
HB: number
Impact: awsome, well was a pleasure meeting you *walks away*
HB: You too chris, was really nice!
5 days later, i msg her and tell her i finished recording, and I'm gonna be free for a few hours, and ask her to grab some dinner, pizzas on me!
She says " err who said anything about me coming to see you "
I reply " um, i just want to have some dinner and catch-up"
She meets me, and 2 hrs later i fuck her at my place
She left her headphones so shes coming back for a rematch fuck.
Notice my DHV spikes.
This is not the best of pickups, but it works.