right then before i start just to let you know this thread is more for me to go back over in the next few weeks/months than for any other reason tho if anyone does have any questions or suggestions feel free to add ill be trying to post to this thread as often as possible this first one will be quite a bit of rambling. Im sorry but just trying to set the scene so i dont have to cover it for the future lay reports.
ok so i have a bad case of oneitis, a really bad case last august i had a FWB and all was going ok tho i was worried she was starting to get too attached to me and she was well below my normal standards ( i tend to bat above my average i go for 7+ at least) but the sex was good and boy she really knew how to give head it was the best id ever had!
all was going well i had my FWB in the bag and she was part of a little group of 'locals' down my local pub I being the newbie having moved from the uk was the newest edition to the 'locals' and was busy making new friends etc i wasnt looking for sex or anything but this FWB basically raped me one night i was drunk and i didnt have the heart to stop it - all good.
until one night i met her friend ... this friend was a chick HB9+ who my FWB used to go to school with they had known each other for years as soon as i set my eyes on her I knew i was done for. we clicked instantly and there was flirting left right and centre but i was 'attached' to her friend (FWB) and every time i saw HB9+ i was with FWB so couldnt do much about it without causing major rows within the group and i dint want to shake the boat too much being a newbie. it didnt work. I couldnt help myself. the flirting and the connection was just tooo tempting i didnt give a fuck about pissing off FWB and to be fair it was about time she knew her place. got HB9+ number within a few hours of meeting her. pretty standard after a couple of drinks and light kino i just straight out asked for her number to which she said 'only if you txt me something interesting' so i did straight away. Had to check it was the right number. I simply txt her "something interesting'' it worked a treat que cute laugh and more flirting before she had to leave.
Good result all round i had a fit HB9+ eating out of my hand and a FWB seeing all this desperate to fuck my brains out in a desperate attempt to keep me in her bed. life was good.
this little scenario was playing out for a couple of weeks and i was using it to my advantage HB9+ was playing the hard to get but i want you role. FWB was just putting out when ever i clicked my fingers and everyone else in our group was wondering how the fuck a pom could have 2 birds tied round my little finger in such short time. I didn even know. ( i now know its down to my natural game, I can make women laugh and feel safe with me, safe enough to let their thong slip to the floor) I even straight out told FWB halfway through sex that i was going to fuck HB9+ in hindsight i should have waited until after sex but it was a general theme of the relationship, the first time we shagged as soon as i cum i said 'shit i cant believe i did that with you' I was still in her at the time. so she was pretty used to me being a cunt during sex . Its funny but im not tooo proud of it :-/
well FWB wasnt too impressed with my intentions but she was good enough, after a fair amount of sex to sweeten her up, to let me chase my goal ... HB9+.
note to self when a bird lets you chase another bird. its probably not a good idea to do it right in front of her in a bar packed with her friends. especially when its her friend of years and years your after. no matter how much they tell you its ok i dont mind if you rub it in their face they will mind.
so you get the gist i got with HB9+ in the middle of a bar surrounded by FWB and her friends all heel broke lose but end result is i got HB9+ back to mine and sealed the deal.
Then it all goes strange. HB9+ is not the type to sleep around - she wants relationships- I stupidly agreed and ended up falling for her like I've never before. but it was too intense from the get go. FWB declared war on HB9+ for 'stealing her man' and all their mutual friends saw HB9+ as a man snatcher - I on the other hand was totally blameless in their eyes?!?! still have no idea how i pulled that off?
but it meant that i had a stunning bird on my arm who was hated by all her friends so was doomed from the get go.
fast forward to XMAS
HB9+ was still my girl but it was a pretty poor relationship she had lost lots of friends and was starting to resent me for it so we broke up - by that time i was lost to oneitis schoolboy error.
so 2 months later nearly present day im pretty sick of oneitis and on here looking for ways to get over it. theres only one thing to be done sarge. i have an advantage. I have my own house and im leaving the town im in to move closer to the city. everything in my current town now becomes free game
if it backfires ill be moving!Friday 14th FEB V DAY :-/
didnt really feel like going out as had a big weekend planned Auckland 9s was calling me i had my ticket and costume ready for a huge weekend in the sun with beer and birds. still i got out of work and headed to the gym as normal did my business there and felt the post workout rush so headed for a quick beer to celebrate the weekend before heading home to rest for the 9s.
there was a good crowd down the pub i dumped my gym stuff and headed to the bar for a beer and ended up surrounded by the 'local' crowd 3 beers later and im still there :-/ really should have gone home at this point. live and learn.
was minding my own business talking to a friend of a friend when 2 birds came over to join us im not even going to name them HB's its a contradiction. ill name them UG1 and UG2. i was not planning on dipping my wick in either i just want to put that out there now.
UG1 and UG2 jumped into our convo and started buying us both drinks
lots of drinks:-) I should have heard the alarm bells ringing. the last thing i remember was standing at a table thinking i feel drunk or something. the next thing i know im waking up in a bed with my arms tied at the wrists above my head and im completely naked. Normally it takes a moment for the brain to re-boot i shook my head. it didnt re-boot i llok to me right UG1 asleep next to me also naked i look to my left UG2 likewise. I panic. I use my teeth to untie myself and literally jump out of the bed- i search frantically for my clothes found only shoes and jeans no phone no wallet no gym stuff. That would have to do. run out of the door and into a street. I have no bloody idea where the fuck i am. i finally bump into some people and ask where i am they are missionaries and kind enough to tell me about god (great) and point me in the direction of my home 2 hours later im home and the first thing i do is have a system checking shit. Phew thank god everything is still as tight as it should be.
I still cant remember a thing but rest assured ill never let and UG's buy my lots of drinks on V day.
Scary shit
next report comes from FEB 21st- this i actually remebered.
