HbClairvoyant
This is from later on this summer.
A Random Wednesday Night
My roomie's (BK) non-PU friends wanted to hang out at a bar that night, one guy is a little closed minded, opposed to PU (I don't think he fully understands the depth of it) and engaged, but has never felt the warm of his fiancee's lady parts or any vagina for that matter. The other guy is a "nice guy" and eager to learn but follows said virgin's lead, so he will actually never take the step to change his life monumentally via self improvement. I was actually kind of reluctant to head out with these guys but I went in solidarity with Blackknight. So BK and I take the gents to the "BierMarkt" close to our place and we all grab a pint (except said gents, they don't drink). I'm in a good state as I always try to be but these guys make it so hard to hold a conversation, I eventually gave up and focused on chatting with BK while the other two talked to each other, we might as well have been on two different tables! BK and I opened a group of about five ladies and two dudes right next to us, four out of the five seemed very receptive wanted us to go and dance with them. The dudes seemed less than pleased; I'm not too sure if they were actually with the girls, anyhow one of the guys starts to use the non-receptive girl to kind of AMOG BK and I. He wasn't successful but we decided we'd come back to the set later on because, the other two gents we were with would not know what to do with themselves if we left.
The clock strikes 11:30pm and we decided to bounce to the "Fran's", a couple of blocks down the way, for some food (the gents did not appreciate BierMarkt's food selection) I wasn't hungry and just had some dessert, the clock struck 12am and the guys decided to call it a night because they had work in the morning and BK had his girlfriend coming over in a little while. I told him I'd see him at home later, I was going to solo game one of the bars nearby because I was so unsatisfied with the night thus far. He walks me to the bar and I realized that I'd lost my ID earlier on, so I backtrack in an attempt to find it, to no avail "Fuck it." I thought to myself, "I'm a regular at that bar, hopefully they'll let me in." As I crossed the street going back to bar, I see this blonde girl standing next to me, I found her very attractive but chickened out from opening her in the moment. My excuse was something like, "We're about to cross the street, I'll open her on the other side." I don't know if I actually would have, but as the walk sign signals a go, she turns to me and asks, "Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you but do you know where Jack Astors is?" I responded with, "I'm actually on my way there." (this was not true...) "It's close by" (technically true...It was literally across the street.) "I'm going there to grab a drink" (this was true...) She replied, "By yourself? well maybe you can walk me there, I'm by myself too." I agreed but told her she would have to help me get in because I had just lost my ID, she complied and got me in by pretending I was her co-worker, the bouncer was convinced but the bartender was not.
So I ordered a soda water at the bar, I didn't really want anymore alcohol but she (HbClairvoyant) was drinking and I felt embarrassed that the bartender had considered me too young to drink in front of her (damn my boyish good lucks! it's a is a gift and a curse really) I texted Fable explaining the situation and he reminded me to not let that affect me, it doesn't really matter unless, I allow it to affect my behaviour. Just like that I moved on...HbClairvoyant starts to hint at a couple of things, she mentions how she works at a Holiday Inn close by but lives in Oakville, had missed her bus, how none of her friends were picking up their phones and that a cab ride back home would cost her $80 plus so she was contemplating getting a hotel room for the night instead...Perfect, me one on one with an attractive woman who keeps on mentioning how she has "nowhere to stay..." I had to take advantage of this situation. I decided to not to whip my dick out and immediately say, "Hey, I don't even know you but that doesn't matter because gee golly you're attractive. Don't stay at a hotel, come and sit on my di...I mean sleep at my place!" I opted instead, to build comfort and get to know her over the next hour or so, then eventually pull her.
As we chatted I made sure to plant the seed, about my place being 5 minutes away and having some leftover alcohol, I could use it to pull her later on. She qualified me and asked me why I came out alone that night, I told her the truth about being out with some friends earlier and deciding to go pick up girls by myself. She seemed surprised and intrigued but I was nonchalant about it. We were flirting and she started to show some insecurities, she mentioned how she's not this forward with most guys and how she's not used to the way people operate in downtown, because Oakville is mostly safe suburbs. I made sure to qualify her back and after about an hour, she just flat out said, "Hey...Rico, how about we head back to your place and finish off that vodka you mentioned earlier..." Besides her obvious hints earlier she showed no indication of being so capable of saying this, so as Yoda would say, "Forward, this girl must be, surprised I was..." but naturally I agreed. She backtracked a bit and said "I want you to know that I'm not normally this forward, it's just that you seem to present yourself very well and you're well dressed, you seem very cool. Plus I don't have anywhere to go after this, it's not like I'm going to sleep with you..." (who are you trying to convince me or yourself?) I coyly smiled and lead her outside, she cautiously asked me how far my place was and I reminded her it was a 5 minute walk so we commenced. On the way there, her insecurities and ASD seemed to kick into overdrive. I tried to address her reputation EN by qualifying her but she still seemed very apprehensive about going home with me. She claimed it was a safety issue but I suspect it was more so reputation. I think she was feeling slutty due to having approached me first and initiating the pull (or so she thought
) but anyhow I literally introduced her to the security guy (he knows me) and assured her that there are camera's all over the building so she's safe and I'm safe from her. Needless to say, I was getting irritated...Meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice! (My place)
Anyhow we get up to my unit and BK is sleeping in his bed with his girl, HbClairvoyant saw that, her heels and that seemed to put her at ease, I did my usual move by taking her straight to the balcony, to take in the view, talk a bit and physically escalate. At a certain point she tried calling one of her girlfriends (she was out of town) and some guy, it sounded like a booty call, but the guy told her he would be home hours later. We then grabbed some vodka, went to my room and talked some more or should I say she talked some more...
HbClairvoyant: I like that you know about astrology, I'm super into that! See because we're both Aries we think the same way! Aaaand a little bit superstitious, like about the supernatural and stuff.
Me: (I smile and nod) Supernatural huh, what got you into it?
HbClairvoyant: Well...I don't know if I should say, you'll think I'm weird...
Me: I told you earlier I'm a non judgemental person, besides this kind of stuff intrigues me, go on.
HbClairvoyant: Ok...so...one of my friends is from East India and she's like a shaman. So she told me that Aries have like natural powers, like supernatural powers...Which resonates with me.
Me: (I looked a little surprised but I was intrigued) Powers? like what?
HbClairvoyant: No no...you'll think I'm crazy...
Me: I'm not going to force you to tell me anything you don't want to but I won't I can assure you I'm very open minded and won't think you're crazy...
HbClairvoyant: Uummm...well...like ever since I could remember, I was epileptic, like you...(to make a long story short I had only one seizure, when I was a baby, it was treated immediately and I had mentioned to her a little earlier) so I had seizures until I was 21, but every time I had it happened, I had...I had uh...visions...like of the future. That's why Aries tend to have epilepsy. (don't know how accurate that is...) That's all I can I say about it though, I'm being monitored and you're looking at me like I'm crazy. (I mean, could you blame me?)
Me: (As nonchalantly as possible) I don't think you're crazy but who would and how could you possibly be being monitored right now, I don't think anyone would know that you're at my place and there are no "bugs" in here. lol You're safe here...(At this point I just wanted to go as far down the rabbit hole as possible)
HbClairvoyant: I'm being monitored by the University of Waterloo...because of my clairvoyance, the monitoring device is inside me...
She wouldn't go much deeper than that so I changed the subject and after around 10 minutes, I got bored, I decided to escalate. She was seated on the edge of my bed, I knelt on the bed called, her name and said, "Come here..." she asked why and I said, "You know why..." At which point I grabbed and pulled her onto the bed, got on top of her and kissed her. She resisted the kiss at first but I felt the tension in her body release and her hands embrace and dig into my back. I started to kiss and nibble her neck, (her strawberry perfume or lotion, made me even more aggressive) I could feel her breathing get heavier and her nails dig harder into my back. I take off mine and her top, but when I tried to pull down her leggings, she pushed my hand away. I opted instead to whip out my dick and direct her hand to it, she took my lead and began to stroke me while we made out. I got harder and she was getting more turned on, I pulled up her bra and sucked her tits and she shivered. She had soft skin but a tight tummy, I kissed down her navel and attempted to pull down her leggings again, yes no resistance this time...
I started lightly rubbing her clit over her panties and she moaned out, "I don't know if I should do this, I'm from Oakville, I've never gone home with a random guy before..." Her panties were so wet I could tell that this resistance couldn't hold up for long, I responded, "You didn't come home with me randomly, I allowed you to and I don't invite random strangers to spend the night at my home, obviously I think you're fucking sexy but I also trust you enough to share my bed with you, anything that happens now is me being a man." I don't know if me saying anything even made a difference in this particular situation, but I did it anyway. I began to kiss her again while teasing her by rubbing my dick over her pussy and pretending to penetrate her, while her panties were still on, she was so warm and wet, I couldn't wait any longer. I kissed down to her pussy and lightly rubbed her clit again, she tensed up and moaned, then I pulled off her panties. I rubbed her clit some more slowly increasing in intensity, she was quivering on the bed with each orgasm before she eventually screamed, "FUCK ME WITH YOUR BLACK COCK!" Honestly, I felt offended (why can't it just be a cock, lol why does it have to be black?) but at the same time I was immensely turned on!l This girl who was giving me so much resistance not 5 minutes ago was screaming the dirty sexual racial slurs, holy fuck!. (Something's wrong with me haha) Anyhow, I grabbed a condom and fucked the shit out of her for just about 2 hours, she was an animal, I've never been with a girl who was so athletic and talked so much dirty shit during sex, she didn't even need me to respond really!
After we were done, she tried to call the guy she was talking to earlier, he still wasn't home and didn't seem interested in meeting up with her but she played the, "I'm at a random person's house and scared to spend the night." card. Which I found offensive considering how comfortable she was screaming "MAKE ME CUM WITH YOUR HARD BLACK COCK, PLEASE!" 20 minutes earlier... I asked her why she said that to the guy and she said she didn't mean it, she just wanted to get the guys attention. If this girl is scared that she'll get killed by a random stranger, it wouldn't be because the guy was a deranged psychopathic murderer, it would be because she so fucking irritating! I decided to go and chill on the balcony, she joined me a little later and handed me her phone with a cab company on the line, I gave them my address and asked her where she was heading, since home was too expensive. She said she wasn't going anywhere and was probably going to spend the night with me (why the fuck are you calling a cab then?
) I didn't even bother asking...I went back inside about 10 minutes later and she had left already without saying anything.Lessons Learned
The first and most important lesson is that crazy girls are the best lays around! No, but seriously I think this that's true crazy girls fuck like crazy, but luckily she wasn't scary crazy, she was more head in the clouds, kumbaya, believes in the Genie from "Aladdin" crazy (there's a difference). If I feared for my life I would have never slept with her...probably...
Go out by yourself more often - That was the first time I'd gone out at night by myself in a while. I always was say a group of 2 - 3 guys is best for PU but don't underestimate the advantages of being by yourself. The obvious one being that you'll become more independent and grow in confidence. Especially during the week; you don't always find bars and clubs packed with a bunch of sets, you might find a woman having a drink solitarily, with 3 other guys in there too scared to approach her or like me run into a random girl who just got off of work and missed her last bus.
All you guys already this but it's just a reminder, plant the seed in her brain, for the pull early. #JediMindTricks
When a girl you just met is being extremely forward with you, don't jump the gun. It's unusual and I think you need to make her work for it, she must win your trust, be high value, this is a delicate balance. Don't be too aloof but act cautious and friendly initially, slowly opening up your body language and qualifying her. I waited with this girl and she ended up propositioning me instead, maybe I waited too long but either way I think that if I had tried to invite her over too early she would have sensed me being over eager or needy and said no thanks.
I find that the best remedy for LMR if qualifying doesn't work is to just whip your cock out and put her hand on it, I do the same thing on night club dance floors (the hand thing, I don't whip out my cock on dance floors). I don't know if I've said this before but I read a long time ago and have since done this numerous times. I've found that, it's very hard for a girl to resist a hard cock after touching it skin to skin and/or staring it in the face. If she doesn't naturally escalate from there I grab her head and direct it towards my dick. I've always at least gotten a blow job from this so it at least what works for me, I'm curious to hear what you guys do in similar situations...Don't be lazy!
Red Ranger Out!