You read correctly.. I am a fresh member of the 3 way club!!
Here is the story..
I get a random text message from a HB 7.
HB: HEYYYY
ME: Uhhh ohh... You used 4 Y's... That only means one thing..
HB: What is that?
ME: You want me duh!
HB: Ohh really?? I'm not saying I want you...
ME: Good.. You better stay away from me.. Im bad news..
HB: Why is that?
ME: I'm a bad ass!! Tonight my mom told me to go to bed at 9 tonight and I totally snuck a Mountain Dew and I'm still up
HB:Wowwww you must be having a great time tonight! lmao. Me and XXXXX are bored, want to hang out?
ME: Well... If you guys can keep up with a total bad ass then feel free to come over.. WARNING: Im all hyped up on mountain dew.. Im not sure you or her can handle me tonight..
HB: hahaha i need directions!
Fast forward to when they get there... We start talking about sex..
ME: What makes you think you are good at sex? (to both girls) And don't say you give good head, because EVERY girl on the face of this earth thinks they give good head!
HB8: OMG I GIVE GREAT HEAD!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
HB7: My head is the best!!
Me: Uhh ohh.. It looks like we have a competition going on here..
HB 8: PFT!!! Please... I would blow her out of the water!!!
HB7: NO YOU WOULDNT!!!
(here I try to maintain calm, but I said the first thing that came to my mind)
ME: There is only one way to settle this... BJ CONTEST!!! Ill just close my eyes and then you ladies go one at a time.. I will say who is better..
(i said this with sarcasm but... IT FUCKING WORKED)
They agreed.. and one thing lead to another......
Lets just say they weren't bored anymore