So I have an awesome track record but from the start of the year my game went dead probably coming out of a long ass relationship !!! But anyway i went to magaluf for 5 weeks at the start of the summer and my game returned to me like riding a bike! I went to see my roomie from magaluf and for sure had to prove my game was back in full force, so we go out pretty much ten minutes in i walk up to a girl, look her dead in the eyes and say 'How do your lips taste?' she giggles and I kiss close, and the girls seem to hang off us the whole night now, but my friend is having trouble getting anywhere with the friend! So the 4 of us end up back at these girls university Campus just sitting there really awkwardly i'm ready to bang my friend cant close shocking. I just say to them please leave so we can bang show my friend your bedroom ! a giggle as a reply omg! so i say to my friend just walk up to her balls in hand (metaphorically) and say lets share saliva ! if she rejects you blame that shit on me ! so eventually he does it , it works they go we all bang happy days!
Day 2
So 4 of us hit the town this time and after about 30 minutes one of the guys goes over to the punching machine and im thinking if this shit works we really are cavemen he walks over punches it so that it breaks and as if by magic a girl is straight over to him (WTF) fortunately with a cute friend, so im joking around with her making fun of her name BLAH BLAH eventually were just 4 the 2 girls me and the one guy on the dance floor (hate dancing) and i point out a guy get rejected with the cheek laugh and tell her you wouldn't do that to me would you and she just giggles so i go for it and i get the cheek
so i look at her half shocked half laughing and tell her she's hard work then she goes to kiss me (OF COURSE SHE GOT CHEEK) to this she's half laughing half puppy eyes then bang a surprise kiss close attack on her and the night goes on with more banter we say were all having an after party (bang fest) to which the girls agree to come but say they can only stay an hour (good) me and my friend high 5 take separate rooms DONE DEAL my game is back in full force
