just a funny little story about something which happend to me last night
went to a bar with a few of my buddys ( one pound jager bombs , just fucking amazing ) wasnt really interested in sarging as ive been dealing with some confidence issues at the moment ( two nights of continous rejections got me down
) and just wanted to have a good time.anyway towards the end of the night a HB7 ( my friends would later try to convince me she was a 9 ) approached my group asking for a light. i didnt have one as i dont smoke ( incidently what do you guys think of carrying a lighter even if you dont smoke ? ). my friend gave her one and introduced himself. i then turnt around introduced my self , went direct " you look ....... stunning " shook her hand but held to see if she was into me .
good news she ended up holding my hand for like 30 seconds.
this is me paraphrasing out convo the best i can remember
me: i swear it seems like your just using my friends for smoke . and me for my body. i have a personality as well !!!!!!
HB: hahaha im not !!1
me : really ? then why wont you let go of my hand ( strong eye contact )
HB: ( lets go) you were holding my hand haha
me : fine lets find out ( hold her hand again , she turns it for me to kiss it . i kiss my own . she laughs and i know its on in a big way )
my mate : hey i thought you said i could have a drag
HB: bla bla bla bla no
me : come on thats not fair , sharing is caring after all. at least thats what i tell people about chalmydia ..........
the look on her face hahahahahaha
anyway i left them to it and he number closed.
not annoyed about it just thought it was funny and would like to share it with you .
hope you enjoyed x
