So I was at the bar last night. I hate night game. I think people get intoxicated girls and they think that is a "good pick up" when really, the girls judgment is clouded and if it were during the day, the guy would have no chance. Also i hate it because i suck at it. I needed to work on it so last night I went out. I walked in with my buddies not even looking around for HBs or anything. I acted like i didnt care and was uninterested at the moment.
I think liquid courage helps everyone out so I had a few beers first. One of my AFC buddies sees a tall HB9 (at least i think that's what she was
). I told him to just go up there. He has really bad AA and said anything is better then getting rejected(Faggot). I only say that because he talks a lot of shit on other people not getting girls. ANYWAY, she was standing at the bar waiting to get a drink so i went up and stood kind of close to her. She noticed me which was important. Im 5"8. She had about 2 inches on me. So I said "Excuse me i know neither of us can control how tall we are but from now on could you try not standing next to me".
IF YOU PUT YOURSELF DOWN IT IS NOT A SIGN OF INSECURITY. IT IS A SIGN OF CONFIDENCE. YOU ARE CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR OWN FAULTS IN YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE AND ARE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THAT.
We have to use what we have gentlemen.
She laughed. This is good.
HB: "Haha um...okay sorry ill try not to"
The bartender brings her her shots.
Me: "What are you drinking".
HB:"Rumplemintze". (Holy shit)
Me: "Holy shit...I take it you can hold your alcohol I like that, but seriously im outta here, I can't stand next to you anymore."
I went and sat down and so did she.
After i noticed the table take there shots, (3 chicks 1 dude) and two of them get up and walk to the bar, i make my move.
It was the initial tall girl and one other girl sitting there.
Me: "This is much better I can deal with you if your sitting down"
HB7:(chicks friend) "Thats great we arnt asking you to sit down.
This was the total bitch of the group there always seems to be one.
Me: "I didn't offer".
Her friends then come back.
Me:"Hey whats up guys"
Them "Hey"
Then i proceed to ask if there having fun blah blah
I was talking to the HB9 asking her what she does for fun and throwing in things like would you rather have a crazy night out or crazy night in, type of shit and she was laughing.
The guy ended up being really cool and not an alpha male D bag at all.
We started talking about small talk fluff bull shit. Then the bitch girl says "Yea you look like you woke up and came here". (WTF that had nothing to do with anything).
HB9: "Aw dont say that i think he is cute"
Me: In a gayish voice "Aw stop it your making me blush" and when i said that i put my head on her shoulder. She was cool with it.
I started doing some leg touching minor kino shit but every so often i had to fend off this bitch.
BITCH: "You seem kind of gay"
Me:"Im not gay Im metro"
If you can agree just a little bit when ANYONE makes fun of you, it kills their valor and they realize they cant offend you as long as you just keep going into another conversation.
as long as you just keep going into another conversation! as long as you just keep going into another conversation! as long as you just keep going into another conversation!
If you just stop talking then you will look retarted.
So finally the bitch says "Dude your a loser and you look like you have sucked more cock then I have." Now this is a stupid insult because it makes her sound like a slut. I wish I would have said some thing different but i didnt.
Me: "It doesnt really matter what you think becaus your unattractive"
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS
Yea that pretty much did it. Her other friend called me an asshole. The bitch started yelling and i got nervous and couldnt recover so i failed.
The dude laughed FYI.
So i walked back to my faggot friends and they said all their shit about not getting the girl but really i dont care because I TRIED. YOU HAVE TO TRY. Now i know no matter how much of a bitch someone is, if you are to hard on them your initial target will also think your an asshole......i guess thats kind of common sense.
Ill be trying again very soon. I could have sat there like my friends, but I didnt and im fucking glad.