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Note to self: never use "HEAVENLY BLESSED BEAUTY"
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Author:  Khrem [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Note to self: never use "HEAVENLY BLESSED BEAUTY"

#closed a girl earlier today. Came across cocky/funny. Texting wasn't incongruent. Maybe just misinterpreted.

Me: Hey treehugger (nickname i gave her), do you speak text?
HB: Lol haha hey! Hows the essay. (was at college, summer school).
Me: Ever write an essay with a fat guy snoring next to you?
HB: Nope! Can't say I have!
Me: Too busy flirting with handsome asian guys?
HB: Flirting?? I thought we were just innocently talking? (Shit test, I went direct, we were textbook flirting.
Me: Oh right. THis is the part where I'm supposed to woo you with irresistible charm. hmm, where to start?
HB: start from the beginning.
Me: I would run across Antarctica wearing nothing but a purple g-string thong just to share a seafood dinner with you over SPAM. How's that for a compliment?

... no response...

I know, I know. That was very risky. I think it's hilarious though and have always wanted to use that one.

Author:  Slip n Slide [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:32 am ]
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Maybe she didn't get it? I thought it was pretty funny. She may be more of a realist personality, less likely to indulge in those fun fantasies. Try talking about more tangible things you guys could do together, cooking or something.

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