right im goin back a few weeks now but iv been meaning to tell u guys about this.. its a long one sorry.
at about 8:00 i got rung up by my cousin (super fish al) askin me to go on the town with him...
now being 17 iv spent the last 2 years goin to clubs but never out in the town propaly and definatly never been out with 3 PUAs. but i felt up to the chalenge. and a challenge it was goin to be as this was the first time my cousin, who 2 months earlier had told me about Gamin and the community had never seen me in action.
so i met up with him and his mate Aphamonkey and the 3 of us set off for wetherspoons.
straight away my cousin spung into action opening a 2 set of a 6 and a hb8. and he did this well. as he was doing this i saw his target the hb8 eyeing me so i got ready to wing. but they got up and left as my cousin closed. i think it was his warm up set.
when we went onto another club later on i spotted a familiar face sitting down wearing a playboy bunny outfit she was atleast an 8.. it was my hairdressers cute apprentice who i had never dared open. so i told my cousin to wish me luck and went to open her.
Gammbit: ahaha very kinky dress sence
hb8:thanks... are u Luke from my hairdressers?
(asif she rememberd my name)
gammbit:have u been stalking me?
hb8:wot no.. i just...
gammbit: (cut her off) are u sure because i informed the police about someone lookin through my bins last nite and im sure they were wearing a bunny outfit (wink)
hb8:oi! ehehe (punches me)
gammbit: owwwwwwwww.
her friend enters (another
friend: i hope this lads not buggin u.
hb8: NO! this is Luke. (says this as if shes ment to no me)
friend: ????
Gammbit: im a nobody.. u dont want to be caugh hangin round with me ill bring down your street cred..
(laughs)
friend:wot do u think of her bunny outfit?
gammbit: id rather not say (wink)
hb8: i was goin to wear a snow white one bla bla bla
i start to focus my attention on her friend.... and then the hb8 wanders away.
friend: i work at pointins im a blue coat..
Gammbit: wow really well im a yellow
friend: there arnt yellows
Gammbit:hahahaha but it would be cool to look i'd like a banana (shit joke to see if she laughs...)
friend: (laughs)
(IOI 1)
Gammbit: iv got something that people from pointins normally fail..
(i do The 5 Questions on her and win)
friend: thats not fair (punches me)
(IOI 2)
i badly need to relive myself so i introduced her to my cousin (anchored her)
i got back and found her sat by herself waiting for me...
(IOI 3)
my cousin tells me we have to go so i sit down make small talk then kiss close and leave....
WHY DIDNT I GET HER NUMBER!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRR... i totally forgot..
later in another i see hb8 so i start talkin and read the signs and kiss her. (second fit girl in the same nite... Ace).
but as i pull away she starts CRYING...
Gammbit: hey.. wots up
hb8: i really like u but i boyfriend is in prison so id dont want to get into a relationship...
WOT!
Gammbit: hey dont get upset about that now ..
but by this time she was uncontrollable and i had to comfort her until my cousin help me get her into a taxi..
wot a bad ending.. i was gutted..