So,
I go out sarjung with too wings I havent really sarjed with much before. When we get to the bar my wings opened some sets. I strted talking to the bigger groups, the party at the bar. I did this to social proof myself. I ended up talking to for people who were from a television company.
I go upstairs and as im walkin on the patio I saw a perfect 3 set. The target. An HB 9.5 Lawyer!!!
I open over the shoulder,"I never bothered to ask, until this moment... But are we allowed to smoke out here?"
They answer,"Yes" But also the group behind them heard me and they started to answer so I listened to them. Then the set ask" Are you talkin to us?"
Me" Oh, im talkin to you now yes." How do you all know each other?" Let me guess."We are all celebrating the Television party."
Set" Yes we work for the telelvision company."
Me" Do you know Al?"
Set"He's our Boss"
I routined, negged stacked, the girls were in love with me like usual. I number closed them both already.
In come the AMOG
AMOG:"I see what youre doin as he pushes me kinda."
Me:"Avoiding your drunk ass?"
AMOG:"Nice these girls are hot arent they"
ME:"Meh, beauty is very common.(To the set) What 3 traits other than you looks would make me wanna hang out more with you?"
Target: blah blah blah.
AMOG: Getting in shit from the obstacle.
Now, AMOG becomes wingman
ME to AMOG and obstacle:"You to look cute together."
AMOG hugs girl and they start talking.
I dhv and turn my target away from group.
Shes into tarrot and phsycics n shit.
Me:"Lets go over there,(an empty table) and ill tell your fortune.
Target:"You can do that?"
Me: Yeah, My mother is into all this shit and I learned it from her(True Story too)
I attraction spelled her, palm read for a joke and then......THE CUBE.
She was blown away!!!!! I was so right.( I LOVE THE CUBE)
Then trust test, mystery kiss close and BOOM!!!!
Make out close done.
I pushed her away and said,"Thats all you get." We fluffed a bit and then I took her back to her friends. I could tell that they were all blown away. The guys had the look, how the fuck did that guy do it.
Well sweetheart, I have to get back to my friends.
Target:You better call me!
I made her promise to go to pizzaa hut with me. Her favorite restaurant.
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p.s. this is a long story short