awesome night overall wayyyy too much jager
so the night started with a bang the girl I used to have oneitis for showed up (getting rejected from her being beat up by her bf turned me to pick up) so basically I was shaking like a leaf as I'm not completely over her and kept my distance no words were exchanged.
eventually she left the bar early (goody 2 shoes catholic girl) so from then the drinks started flowing and we started getting the cocktails in, now this spurred on "the Cocktail Opener" I've only been doing this a month and am getting in the habit of using basically any object I see as an opener.
so I grab a white russian (drink) and walk over to aproach a 7 and a 6 as I seen them buying cocktails, I left my wing behind as he'd drank too much to game and I needed practice. so heres the routine:
preacher: hey girls hows ur drinks my freinds got me this and I'm not so kean
hb 7 : oh hey we got blue lagoon and sex on the beach urs looks gross I hate whipped cream (neg)
preach: yeh I was thinking bout trying yours do u mind? (spit swapping already
)hb 6: I guess not so what seems to be the occasion? seems like theres alot of u
preach: well its my works night out and there all old and cant keep up with me so thats why I came here u look like you guys know how to party cocktails on a thursday night n all
.hb 7: hehe ye well we decided pretty late that we go out . blabs on bout a story in the tanning salon. ( she says her freinds name wrong and we all laugh)
preach: haha god! how could u forget her name shes sitting right there thats as bad as saying the wrong name during sex!
hb 7 contains her laughter and asks my name so we exchange each others names and I ask where there heading after the bar (its only like 9pm).
they say they ar'nt sure yet as its early going so as I whip my phone out to # close my drunk "wing" comes up from behind and taps me on the chin and says "aryt preach how are u smoothing them over?! gd luck with your 3some" and walks away but I keep my chin up and continue.
preach: sorry bout him I told u they couldnt handle there drinks haha so whats your number? I can check up on you later to see where your heading.
hb 7: oh yeh sure just give me your fone and I'll type ur number into mine I'll give u a call later
so I give her my phone and say my goodbyes I never got that call but In my view I thought my approach was fantastic. I'll move on to part 2 : the club in a moment
thanks for reading please be honest with your replys 1 things for sure. I need a new wing!!!!! also this is my first report so apologies if it aint laid out like the others