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Author:  DannyBlue [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:21 pm ]
Post subject:  5 seconds from getting laid
God seems to be stopping me from getting laid recently! Last weekend I was at a house party, I had a condom on my erect penis, seconds away from getting laid- then the owner of the house walks in and kicks us out :evil: !

This weekend I was at an event with loads of drunk college girls, I kissed two of them and got invited to a 'girls only' hottub party- getting some action was pretty much imminent! I climbed into the taxi, but then my idiotic friend pulled me out, saying it's the wrong decision! :shock:. It's not going well for me recently.

Any tips on how to avoid being stopped getting laid, are welcome!

Thanks, Blue
Author:  James The Third [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:14 pm ]
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WHAT IS THIS??

What kind of guys cockblocks like that? You need to set them straight!
Author:  MrMatt [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:17 pm ]
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Just dont let the cockblocks stop you?
Author:  snakeeater1337 [ Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:32 am ]
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That first situation is just a natural disaster

The latter might have been avoidable by just saying he's too drunk/stupid to make any kind of decision and head right out. He might have saved you some trouble tho. Hot tubs are great for getting chicks but also pretty gross.

And get a new friend.
Author:  aidenfuckingbaker [ Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:44 am ]
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Haha if your posting online about this you must be pretty frusturated.. just jokin but I would call those girls right now instead of talking to us..lol I feel you on some things here.

Just the other day I had my first success in a while had two girls with me both were topless and sex was imminent. But the damn little 5 and 6 yr old siblings fucked it up! Then later left girl 1s house to play drums at girl 2s house. We wanna have sex in my car but nobody has a condom so I end up just giving her head and finger fuckin her. We go in her house and voila right there in her drawer is a condom but she cant leave because of her dad who kicks me out after like 5 mins lol.

I go back to my car and remember I had 2 fuckin rubbers in the side pocket of my backpack.

Lol I think me and you should just lay off the drink a lil and plan more
Author:  johno4308 [ Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:40 am ]
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aidenfuckingbaker. no offence man but i cant help but noticing that you made a spelling error, with the oral section in your post. =)
Author:  Lionheart213 [ Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:02 am ]
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I hear those kind of stories over and over. But nobody seems to learn from them. Next time guys... here is what you do.

House party= Have a alternate location already setup in case of a shut down. You have no control over shit like that. But you do have control of where you take the hoe after you have landed her. If you say you was already at a point where you pretty much knew you could fuck. MOVE HER somewhere else where there will be no problems to interrupt you guys. I don't care if it's just to your car, or your homeboys car. Being at someone's house party means anything crazy can happen. You could of been in the room fucking and then others bust in on the both of you, playing around and shit. All those things can be eliminated if you MOVE HER.

Juccuzzi invite= Easy one. Don't roll with haters or cock blockers. You should know by now which of your friends are cock blockers or haters by now. If you don't know... eliminate them too and ride solo all the time like I do. So I don't even have to worry about them at all. And I would of been having fun with the ladies, while you was arguing with your buddy in the taxi with an upset dick... lol.

Better luck next time guys. Learn from these mistakes. There not entirely out of your control or natural disasters.
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