Well this weekend was definitely my most successful weekend since reading The Game about 2 months ago...I've gotten laid since then but not by a random HB...i was pretty damn proud of myself so heres how it went with the HB8 Heather i met standing in line for the kegs at a party last night
J Mart: Hey can you fill this up for me really quick while i go talk to my buddy over here
HB8: do i know you?
J Mart: proably not...im not from around here, so are you gonna fill it for me or what
HB8: yeah i guess
J Mart: thanks(i walk over to some random people i didnt know and opened them and also sold a lil something to them haha)
*****what do yall think of that opener?*******
i was away for about 10 mins then i got back to the keg and she was standing there by herself with 2 beers
HB8: took you long enough
J Mart: (looked in cup and saw it was like 3/4 foam) maybe i should have waited longer so this foam would go down some
HB8: or maybe you should have got it yourself
J Mart: (i gave her my shocked look and we both laughed) so do you wanna learn how to pour beer out of a keg?
HB8: Why dont you just pour mine for the rest of the night
J Mart: (i almost went AFC and said i would) Naw you can pour mine
HB8: fineeeee, you can teach me
so i teach her how to do it and we bullshit around for a while i pack her up a couple bonghits and she takes them like a champ(some people dont like that in a girl but i dont care im into the party girls so thats a plus for me) then we go sit on some lawnchairs and i decided to try NLP for the first time in my life so i pulled out my hightech cheat sheet aka my sidekick where i had the discovery channel pattern saved and i acted like i was looking at text messages(DHV also lol) while i recited the pattern
to her word for word lol, she did just like the pattern said and said it sounded like sex after i said the last part of it i got the doggy dinner bowl look and i knew it was all over then haha then i said she looked like she wanted to kiss me, she leaned in kissed me and it was pretty awesome haha after all that i walked her to her car and we were just sitting in it talking more and then she just started the car up and started to pull off.....she didnt even ask if i wanted to go with her lol but i did so i told her to hold on and i took my keys to a friend of mine and told him to drive my shit home(the look on his face was priceless because he told me i couldnt even get her number and he knew i was gonna get the f close) so i got back into her car and we rode to her house...it was nice in there...we ended up in the kitchen because we had the munchies of course i went straight for the chocolate syrup
she licked it off my fingers, i licked it off her neck......i could tell she wanted me bad but i figured id make her wait a little while. so i walk in her bathroom and turn the shower on and proceed to take my clothes off....she walks in and tells me that looks like a good idea and starts to strip too........her shower was one of those really nice steam showers with like 4 heads on it, it was pretty sweet lol so we get in and start making out again but since we were in the shower i didnt wanna have sex(i hate shower sex...i dont know why i just dont like it lol) so i ended up fingering her and eating her out and she was loving it and so was i haha............we move from the shower to her bedroom luckily i had a condom because she didnt i gave it to her like i had been locked up for a year haha she was fucking amazing....the only thing she wouldnt let me do was take pictures hahahaha but o well its in my mind pretty good now hope yall enjoyed that, o yeah and credit to xfman and ross jeffries for the discovery channel pattern(it really does work) and xfman has a really good page you should check it out
http://www.freewebs.com/xfman/othertechniques.htm
sorry about grammar or spelling on this but i didnt feel like going through and fixing them all lol
J Mart