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Author:  gabberdude [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  How to screw everything up.

Ok, this is a report of how i screwwed everything up last friday.

Something like a month ago i met this HB9 at a friends birthday celebration. I number closed her and got her MSN addy thing.

A week later I got a date plan with her, but she was the one to call me once she had arrived at the location, because she was gonna get her nose pierced and didnt know when it would finish. She told me she would call around 4 PM. Thing is that she called 4 hours later and said "I'm here, come over." But i was already doing something else, so I said "well, we had that scheduled for something like 4 hours ago. I think you're late." She apologised and i said we would have to reschedule it because i was already doing something else. Ok, i guess that was good, because on the next day she was talking nonstop to me on MSN, while i was at work.

Last friday I met her at a pub, my wing was with me. She was with a girl friend and an ACF that pretty much stayed mute for the whole night.

When i arrived, i called her (the venue was sort of an open air pub, so i could see her getting up when she picked up the phone, which rang only once before she picked it up), she got up searching for me while dropping her purse. Then i said "look to your left". She was like frozen as if she didnt know where left was. I said "the side you're holding your phone". Then she saw me and walked to me. We went back to the table where she was at just to find out that there were no more chairs left (the place was crowded).

She asked the waiter for two chairs (for me and my wing) and stayed UP talking to me untill the chairs arrived. I sat down by the side of the AFC, and she asked him to switch chairs with her. He did.

From this point towards i was getting all sorts of IoI's. She was touching my leg nonstop, laughing every second (even when i was not being funny)and I even got the doggy bowl look. That's when my wing said "you're throught it". I ordered a vodka (thats where my ruin begins) with lemons, and when the waiter brought it i started with sucking the lemons. After sucking a half of a lemom, i handed it to her and said "here, have some". She sucked it without thinking twice. In my mind it worked like "shes not afraid of my saliva". I was deliberately testing her. Dunno if that could be a test as per se, cuz i just made that up there, but anyway. So, we changed venue. We went to a liquor store and bought a bottle of vodka. Then I got drunk. Piss drunk. And night was over for me.

Since then she doesnt speak anymore to me on MSN like she did before. All i get is monosyllabic convo. I didnt call her yet, too.


So, DON'T DRINK AND SARGE. You might spill your HB.

I learnt that the worst way... :?

Author:  gabberdude [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:31 pm ]
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Oh, i forgot to mention, once we were in the car (i was driving while moving to get the damn vodka bottle) she seemed a bit worried about something. I asked "why are you worried?" and she answered with "i have a class to attend tomorrow morning, but thats ok." Then i paused for a couple of seconds and then asked "how did i know you were worried?" and she said "i dunno, but we have a very strong connection going on here."


I'm really starting to hate alcohol. lol

Author:  gabberdude [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:32 pm ]
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Oh, i forgot to mention, once we were in the car (i was driving while moving to get the damn vodka bottle) she seemed a bit worried about something. I asked "why are you worried?" and she answered with "i have a class to attend tomorrow morning, but thats ok." Then i paused for a couple of seconds and then asked "how did i know you were worried?" and she said "i dunno, but we have a very strong connection going on here."


I'm really starting to hate alcohol. lol

Author:  LoveMonkey [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:32 am ]
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lol were u drunk when u posted that 3 times? :) jp but yea drinkin definitely doesnt help anything, unless you just get buzzed to help overcome shyness.

Author:  Valmont [ Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:31 pm ]
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Try doing the vodka with red bull next time, keeps your speech from slurring for a bit, and keeps you alert.

But unlucky for screwing that one up.

My rule is that if she is drinking, you drink. no one likes a guy that takes advantage.

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