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Author:  zappo [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:34 am ]
Post subject:  The easiest way i got promised sex
So this girl I pulled 4 days ago , I asked her to meet me at ***** club . I didnt ask for her number though and arranged it on facebook. I declared that "Its fun to just risk bumping into each other , and if it happens it happens " ofc I met up with her and I did it in the most stupidst and non neediest ways but i still met up with her

I k-closed her a few times that night and then when we were walking out the club to some cash machine shit kicked off

Some chavy girl walked past the girl I was with and pulled off her hat
The girl I was with fumed and shouted " slag"
Chav girl comes back ............
Chav girl used insult and slap
Random guy used " calm down , go away "
It was in effective :(

Her boyfriend came over and had a go at me for grabbing his gf's arm from preventing her from clawing and slapping people .

her boyfriends mate comes over with a bottle of vodka and tried to bottle that random guy that tried to help us out , I blocked it and softened the blow to that guys head ....... the guy ran away ( into a bigger group of them ,......... what a retard)

The girl i was with was now on the floor with some chav hacking at her hair .
The chavs bf came running over ( i thought he was just going to grab his gf off my girl)

Boy was i wrong The guy started to kick the girl i was with in the face

Zappo got angry , real angry you dont kick a girl in the face

I grabed him and through his head on my knee , picked him up and chucked him in the road bashing his head on the floor . It was a breakthrough moment for me .

I waited for this guy to pick himself up before I hit him again ( unlike him I have morals) .

But now I had 2 lads throwing punches at me ( me dodging every one)

fight and flight kicked in and i just ran with 2 guys chasing after me throwing stuff at me .

I slowed down, because one of the guys had fxcked off . It was a one on one now . I stood my ground and just stared the guy in the eyes (saying nothing , giving him nothing) . I edged closer and waited for him to throw the first punch so i could go over board and put his face on the kirb ( legal requirement of self defense)

He did nothing , he turned and ran away . The girl i was with and her 2 mates at this point turned up on the scene . Crying and hugging me

after she calmed down she told me that she owed me , and that she was hot for me.

Its on and it still is

Thought It was an interesting story to share , I hope its understandable and yeah to get laid easily you've just got to risk getting stabbed with a vodka bottle by a group of nutters

Oh and note , I used Tyler durdens amog techniques here " lets have an arm wrestle instead" didn't quite work :P
Author:  pua_666 [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The easiest way i got promised sex
Quote:
So this girl I pulled 4 days ago , I asked her to meet me at ***** club . I didnt ask for her number though and arranged it on facebook. I declared that "Its fun to just risk bumping into each other , and if it happens it happens " ofc I met up with her and I did it in the most stupidst and non neediest ways but i still met up with her

I k-closed her a few times that night and then when we were walking out the club to some cash machine shit kicked off

Some chavy girl walked past the girl I was with and pulled off her hat
The girl I was with fumed and shouted " slag"
Chav girl comes back ............
Chav girl used insult and slap
Random guy used " calm down , go away "
It was in effective :(

Her boyfriend came over and had a go at me for grabbing his gf's arm from preventing her from clawing and slapping people .

her boyfriends mate comes over with a bottle of vodka and tried to bottle that random guy that tried to help us out , I blocked it and softened the blow to that guys head ....... the guy ran away ( into a bigger group of them ,......... what a retard)

The girl i was with was now on the floor with some chav hacking at her hair .
The chavs bf came running over ( i thought he was just going to grab his gf off my girl)

Boy was i wrong The guy started to kick the girl i was with in the face

Zappo got angry , real angry you dont kick a girl in the face

I grabed him and through his head on my knee , picked him up and chucked him in the road bashing his head on the floor . It was a breakthrough moment for me .

I waited for this guy to pick himself up before I hit him again ( unlike him I have morals) .

But now I had 2 lads throwing punches at me ( me dodging every one)

fight and flight kicked in and i just ran with 2 guys chasing after me throwing stuff at me .

I slowed down, because one of the guys had fxcked off . It was a one on one now . I stood my ground and just stared the guy in the eyes (saying nothing , giving him nothing) . I edged closer and waited for him to throw the first punch so i could go over board and put his face on the kirb ( legal requirement of self defense)

He did nothing , he turned and ran away . The girl i was with and her 2 mates at this point turned up on the scene . Crying and hugging me

after she calmed down she told me that she owed me , and that she was hot for me.

Its on and it still is

Thought It was an interesting story to share , I hope its understandable and yeah to get laid easily you've just got to risk getting stabbed with a vodka bottle by a group of nutters

Oh and note , I used Tyler durdens amog techniques here " lets have an arm wrestle instead" didn't quite work :P
So did you get laid? :-)

You have balls man, that's courageous. You gotta fight, no matter what to get things in life ;-)
Author:  timer [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:36 am ]
Post subject: 
I need a lession on this slang;
I could guess but tell me what is a;
Chav
Slag
I am so going to work this into my conversation this week, in my totally American accent so it sounds weird.
Author:  Art Sandusky [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:54 am ]
Post subject: 
Chavs are the British equivalent of American douchebags. You know when you see them.

Slags are sluts/whores/hussies/etc.
Author:  ReversalUk [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:32 pm ]
Post subject: 
I hate Chavs! England is becoming full of them.. losers with no class or brain :x

However well done dude for sticking up for yourself and the girl. I hate people who just start fights for no reason.. it shows they have a lack of intelligence.

Hope you're both ok and more importantly you get some really good sex out of it :D
Author:  zappo [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:46 pm ]
Post subject: 
I forgot about this post for some reason haha . Yeah I did get laid :P

and cheers guys for the replies

and as Art Sandusky said slags are whores\sluts and chavs are white trash \ retarded douchebags :P

I keep forgetting about our American cousins and the difference in slang .
Author:  TheAspiredOne [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:38 pm ]
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I fucking hate CHAVS!! I swear I've never heard of a group of people that are sooo stupid!! I even thought for a moment they were like fairytale, the dragon in a medieval-themed novel...

Kudos to you fellow PUA for showing them who's the man,..
Author:  Nova Casanova [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:37 pm ]
Post subject: 
Quote:
I keep forgetting about our American cousins and the difference in slang .
Neither forget about all the people here that have English as there second or third language. People like me :) But I have to say that in general native speakers of English here on the forum write understandable language.

OT:
Great story, official proof that girls will fall in love guys that are heroic when necessary, like you see in these movies. (Yeah these kind of movies indeed!)
But I'd go for other ways to make a girl fall in love with me though.
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