ahahaha in that whole post you justified yourself but NOT posting something useful
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| Author: | AshleyL [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The 21st Century Betty Crocker Field Report (21CBCFR) |
I belong to one other forum and I've posted this there. I wanted to share with you guys as well:) Okay, this really should be considered a "field report" since this is my FIELD and I am reporting my skills Right? Right. There are two types of women. 1. Those who know what being a woman means, and are "tuned in" to their feminine capabilities and natural tendencies, and; 2. Those who only know how to use the equipment enough to function (stove, frying pan, her womanly sexual features, voice, etc) but don't know how to use and optimally operate any of the key features. It's like... MS DOS vs. Linux a Ford Fiesta vs. any Aston Martin or 20 shit-weasel amateur European assassins vs. John McClain. Kind of like an astronaut who has memorized the name and order of every planet and has yet to enroll in space camp. Not really an astronaut at all right? I think you get my point. You fellas (well some of you anyway) would be required to play many less games if you just reached for the Miss Aston Martin's of the world. -Female Field Report- I woke up, cleaned the apartment, and went for a job interview. I decide to make brownies upon the arrival of my boyfriend HB9 (hot boyfriend 9) and business partner HB 8 (hot business partner 8 ). Whilst they're in a nearby office working diligently on making the world a better place-- I supplement their hard work and well-being by using a C-3PO (cookbook 3 pages open) and making HMFOOTO (home-made-fresh-out-of-the-oven-brownies). This is where I F-close (food close). Leave comments that display "DHV" to each of them, displaying KINO to my HB9 and leave them to their business, contently refreshed. Results: One satisfied and very happy boyfriend. One AFC with woman troubles left jealous and confused as to why he can't have an HHB1984E(Hot Homemaking Brunette - 1984 edition). Lesson to men: Aston Martins are customizable and come fully equipped. Lesson to Women: Just because you have Moon Boots doesn't mean you're going to space. |
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| Author: | AshleyL [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:44 pm ] |
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P.S. if you don't know what moon boots are, you make me sad. You should google them:) |
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| Author: | C1ayman_1 [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | uhhh... |
why are you posting on this forum? im trying to learn THAT TAUGHT ME NOTHING |
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| Author: | AshleyL [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:28 pm ] |
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There is plenty of material here to learn from and that can help you. I was simply putting a spin on a typical "field report" and lightening up the mood a little. There are things can learn from this. I'm sure some of the guys appreciated it. Out of all the crap and mis-guided questions on here this isn't the post to complain about, I assure you. |
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| Author: | C1ayman_1 [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:35 pm ] |
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ahahaha in that whole post you justified yourself but NOT posting something useful
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| Author: | AshleyL [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:40 pm ] |
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1) I don't feel the need to justify myself 2) if we can't poke fun at our selves once in a while then there's a problem. |
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| Author: | C1ayman_1 [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:45 pm ] |
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lawl you put my reputation down and the ":P" was to indicate the joke |
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| Author: | white_russian [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:17 pm ] |
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WOW ash ur quite the fiesty one eh... i think its quite an interesting read actually! white_russian |
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| Author: | sundayraver [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:26 pm ] |
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| Author: | EvoJ [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:05 pm ] |
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I would be lying if I said I didn't laugh. SO, I laughed. EvoJ P.S. Sundayraver.. what no bunny with a pancake on his head? |
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| Author: | SouthernCross [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | WHEN ATTEMPTING A NEG GOES WRONG!!!!!!!!! |
C1ayman_1's Attempt to NEG the target AshleyL Quote:
why are you posting on this forum? im trying to learn THAT TAUGHT ME NOTHING
AshleyL's a little annoyed but she lets it slide.....At this point C1ayman could have left well enough alone but he chose to push the limits of an already ticked off woman with another attempt to NEG Quote: ahahaha in that whole post you justified yourself but NOT posting something useful AshleyL didn't find it amusing at all........... Quote:
lawl you put my reputation down
This has been an example of when attempting a NEG goes wrong and the ":P" was to indicate the joke hahaha |
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| Author: | Holden [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:00 pm ] |
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Haha, nice post AshleyL. But I couldn't help think at the end the HBP8 would lean over to HB9 and say just as you got out of the room "Dude! You've totally got her trained!" As you continued to walk you would hear the faint words as you continued on and silently chuckle to yourself "Oh boys, if only you knew...." |
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| Author: | AshleyL [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:06 pm ] |
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Quote: Haha, nice post AshleyL.
That's more true than you'll ever know lol...Although he jokes about it, he doesn't really believe it. We knew each other a long time before we started "dating" so he knew how much I kicked ass right off the bat--- without "training" lol |
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| Author: | EasyLover [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: WHEN ATTEMPTING A NEG GOES WRONG!!!!!!!!! |
SouthernCross u make me LMAO!!!! btw Nice post Ashley Guys the Reputation Vote of a female on this forum positive or negative Greatly outweights the votes of any man on the forum . Let this be a lesson |
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| Author: | Point [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:18 pm ] |
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Bwahahaha. Really nice. Great! I like your customized acronyms... F-close. 
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