Folks
excuse this FR if its a little off guys, still a touch fradgile from last night.
As the england US game was on last night me and a few mates decided to meet up at the pub. This girl (lets call her HByummy) comes burning past me light some bolt of lightning, I take notice enough to realise she's hot but she's already burned past me. Bump into my mate a second or so after, she gives me a hug and introduces me to HByummy.
Me "Oh my god hi! its been ages since i've seen you how've you been" arms outstreched to give her a hug. Matched her energy levels and wanted to make a huge first impression, ergo the hug.
Yummy: "Oh its been like never since iv seen you last, im great"
Me: "anyway I have to meet up with my mates, ill catch you in about 5 mins"
The girls dart off to the loo or something I go meet my mates, I join my friends and the girls come back I sit have a laugh with my firends (figure Id use social prrof to my advantage, they are my friends afterall
)being sure not to pay the girl to much attention, all the guys around me are doing a pretty good job of that.I reopen the girl by asking her name,
Me "Know what in all the excitement I totally didnt catch your name before"
Yummy Oh my god in all the 10 mins we've known each other you forget my name , this just wont do!
Me "ha I know i know its dispiccable eh, tell you what ill feel guilty if you can remember mine"
Yummy "um .. errr" asks my friend what my name is
we hug again and have a little fluff talk about where she lives etc, next thing I know my female mate decides to grab her and start having a bit smooch. I ignore it, turn my head (just didnt do anything for me at all) and notice a tall blonde standing on a small table to get view of the game. Her firend opens.
Friend " Hey you were totally checking out my little cuz"
I walk over to where they are Me "Nope pretty sure I wasnt she's just fucking tall for a girl"
Friend "ha come on dont be shy"
I go AFC mode Oh my god cant believe you caught me im embaressed blah blah, I bring the blonde into the convo, we talk about her height her obvious love for football some other stuff. This convo went on for about half an hour I ejected to get back with my friends. (could have stayed, the set was really good, just had my eye on something else! Personally I thought this would have been greta to build attraction in yummy)
Reopen Yummy with something along the lines of "are you enjoying yourself".
Yummy Yea this is loads of fun, Cant believe i've never been out with you guys before"
Me "seems like everyone really likes you to be honest, you fit in pretty well"
I go thorugh some qualification, do you smoke, fun things you do, fav films, fav food. She's investing a lot I just sit back and let her talk as much as she likes. She asks me about my fav film, we have some ... I dunny it was a weirdly deep conversation about the political undertones of the film and how that could potentially fall into todays society. She agrees and adds to the conversation, im flabbergasted, but stay cool. We continue our convo.
We have brilliant eye contact, I dont fidgit and keep cool.
Me "Will you stop. You need to stop looking at me like that"
Yummy "OH how am I looking at you"
Me: "Like you want to kiss me, im not just some peace of meat you know" I laugh
She gives me a cute smile and tells my friend what i've just said, my friend laughs a bit.
Me: "hey you're the one that's giving the looks pal"
I touch her shoulder and move my hand across to play with her hair, she doesnt object.
Yummy "I never kiss anyone i've just met"
Me : "Well thats a shame, but you know when you feel that electricity in the air and you just want to let go, its ok to let go sometimes"
Yummy: Smiles and jumps and kisses me, my mate catchs a pic.
Me "See didnt I say you wanted to kiss me"
Yummy " I did no such thing"
My friend shows the photo evidence, we laugh.
From there it should have been smooth sailing, Awesome socail proof, she's attracted we should have a winner right? But wait we have a twist. I goto number close she tells me I can just get it in the next bar as we're moving on. (can I just add I didnt watch any ofthis I spent the whole time in sets... seduction really is sedutive.
We hit the bar, we get a drink and goto sit down outside. She asks me to sit on her kneeI tell her Ill let her sit on mine. I make a joke about her being so heavy she's crushing my legs, she laughs and hits me then gives me a kiss. This was just to perfect.
For some reason ... I have no fucking clue what so ever I tell her im bored (I Kinda was bored but really, im an ass sometimes) she gets offended I run off to go sarge some more.
Open some sets, everyone opens pretty easy but again I get bored so I run back to my group. Yummy ignores me, I get hugs from my drunken friends. I say something to her she says I missed my shot. ever had that "oh shit moment?" well that was it for me, i keep cool and open a set close by. Hug, chat kino them, we have a cool interaction but I still want what I cant have.
We bolt to another pub, at this point im pretty drunk, not falling over and slaver drunk but im a little out of it all the same. I see a friend in the bar we have a chat, my friend points out we've had sex, we both deny it. She then says no but you have had a bit neck on you got pretty close (Yummy was close by at this point). I'm pissed off, how on earth did I manage to fuck this up! I dont smoke but I bum a smoke anyway to get some calm into me. I see Yummy talking with my friend over the road, she's with him for ages.
we leave the pub and enter a new bar, I open a set as soon as I get in. I make sure Yummy is about to see this. The girl starts talking about guys, I say how spineless some men are, if you're just wanting a sexual relatiionship you should just put the cards on the table and not lead anyone on ... I talk about sex a lot, the girl is eating this up. I kino load (I cant help it, it just comes natural to every interaction, hands and elbows). Yummy gets to see all of this.
Our mutual friend drags us upstairs away from the group there's now just the 3 of us at a table. I get us a round of drinks. I have no idea what else to do so I eat some humble pie.
Me "look can we be friends again?"
Yummy "Yea we can be friends again, so long as you promise to stop being a dick"
Me: "yea not sure what happened, I realise it was rude" we make solid eye contact "Sorry". I actually mean it. Very AFC or what!!
Yummy tells me off for being a dick, says how brilliant our conversation was how much fun we were having and how comfortable she felt in next to no time, she never gets this with guys. I tell her how its insane how things took a nose dive so quickly from a drunken comment I didnt mean to make her feel crap etc. We fluff talk more.
I brush her hair aside and kiss the top of her head. we leave the club and go back to our friends house, just us 3. We have a chat, Yummy sits on my knee and cuddles into me on the couch. She tells me how i've been "gaming" her and she know's all my interactions are for her benefit, starts to detail my interactions with these sets. I tell her im social, I love new people and how its a beautiful thing. (I Cant believe she knew as much as she did about these interactions, for fuck sake even I didnt remember this much detail!).
Our friend leaves for a booty call, me and yummy sit up and talk, I number close and we head off to bed and spoon. I'd fucked up enough for one night I can live with a spoon close without pushing my limits to much.
Ok this was really long but tried to keep as much detail in as poss, i would really appreciate some tips, this didnt feel as solid as it should have been.
Lesson learned: Don't tell a girl you're bored with her ... ever!