I've been working at this bar for the last couple of months, and it's kinda shit. They're trying to promote it as a nightclub but it just isn't taking off. When I applied I also put my CV into the busiest nightclub in the town, and a few days ago they rang me offering me a job. Naturally I took it.
Later that night I got a text off a co-worker of mine, HBarmaid, asking if I'd actually accepted the job and also askin if I was out tonight coz she wanted a drink. I replied that I was at a pub quiz n wanted to head to a club later on, but none of my mates wanted to stay out. So her and a friend came and met me to hit up this club.
We all had a few drinks together, I managed to reposition the set into a booth to sit down so that I was sat next to her, we began some under the table kino escalation, just hand and leg stroking while we were all talking. Every now and then she's drop the "you're such a player Greenie" line, which I pretty much hear from every girl I hit on. (it's a small campus and I've become well known for my reputation as a player) I brush it off the same way I normally do, so it doesn't give me too many problems. Until one of the girls I'd recently slept with came into the club and sat at our booth with her friends, she was pissed out her face so I'll call her HBPissed.
The conversation started out pretty innocent, with HBPissed sat completely opposite me and HBarmaid - while we still continued our under the table kino. Then out of nowhere, HBPissed starts shouting that someone's stolen her drink, and starts acting really aggressively to HBarmaid. HBPissed gets thrown out and naturally HBarmaid asks me about who that girl was.
I told her the truth, and that I had slept with her, coz I don't really believe I need to lie to girls to get them into bed, and I'd rather not do it tbh. I might be a player, but on some level I do have a conscience
She obviously replies telling me I'm such a player and whatnot, but it doesn't seem to bother her and we continue drinking. Ten minutes later, HBPissed manages to get back in, tries ordering a drink and gets thrown out again. The barman comes up to me later telling me she wants me to go out and talk to her, I tell him I'm not headin out there to talk to her, but HBarmaid tells me I should probably just check she's OK. So I do. I talk to her for 5minutes and head back inside, when HBarmaid suggested we should leave; so the three of us (me, HBarmaid and her friend) all leave together to head back.On the way back we pass a window with a friend of mine smoking out of, who calls us all up. We end up staying there for half an hour or so, HBarmaid sitting on my lap and stroking my other leg while her friend is talking to the guys. We kiss a few times when HBarmaids friend tells us he's gonna head home. HBarmaid simply brushes this off and says goodbye to him, staying with me. Ten minutes later we both leave and ehad back to my house.
We head straight into my bedroom and I put some music on. I like to have a playlist for this sort of thing to set the mood normally, but I just left my whole iTunes on shuffle, (which is about 31gb of songs) so I sit back down on my bed and we start making out. I remove her shirt and bra and she strips me down to my boxers; when a Boyz II Men song comes on. She hears this and bursts out laughing, saying
"Oh my God, you really ARE a huge player, I mean c'mon, Boyz II Men? How obvious is that?"
I laugh and reply
"I've left my whole iTunes on shuffle, but yeah, I don't think my luck coulda got any worse with the choice of songs comin out here."
She laughs but I could sense some unease in her when we start kissing again.
So I start all over again, slowly building up to removing her jeans, spending about ten minutes kissing getting down to it. Soon as my hand starts on her top button, she stops me. So I freeze her out for a while, and start again - same problem.
I repeated this for about an hour and a half, at which point I just gave up and went to sleep. In the morning the same thing happens, and she ended up staying here almost all day - still no sight of getting a full close.
So, tips for next time? a) pray you're drunken completed conquests don't try ruining your chances with future conquests, b) use the fuckin playlists so no cheesey music can fuck you over
