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Author:  The_Enforcer [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:20 am ]
Post subject:  Got approached by a MAN-EATER and won (proud of this one!)
So I was out with the boys after work tonight and we were standing at a table talking and drinking. I wasn't out to sarge (and was dressed very conservatively, just a nice suit and open collared shirt - though I'm not huge on peacocking anyway) and had no plan to talk to women but when opportunity presents itself right....

A 8/10 HB (french but spoke english perfectly) (with a 10/10 rack) approached our table and started talking to one of my work-mates, which didn't really surprise me as he is a good looking, well dressed, well groomed guy. What did surprise me when she declared "YOUR BORING" boxed him out and turned to the next guy on the table. She then proceeded to systematically say the same thing to 4/7 guys on our table before getting to me...

Game on:

HB: Who are you?
E: I'm sorry?
HB: Who do you think you are carrying this around (she started physically grabbing at my briefcase which was on the table in front of me and I was leaning on). You must think your someone important or something - so who are you?
E: Well I'll tell you who I'm not.
HB: and who is that?
E: I'm not someone who talks to people who come and start grabbing at my stuff without introducing themselves first (at this stage every guy at the table looked at me like I was the biggest idiot in the world, which made the next part oh-so-satisfying).
HB: Oh ok then, I am HB.

*threw in Cajun's drug dealer opener*

E: Well that's a bit better nice to meet you HB! (demonstrated value by turning my back briefly and high fiving a guy walking past - friend of mine). That's quite an accent you have there (sarcastic neg) where ever could you be from.
HB: Oh I grew up in Leicsterchire (obvious obvious shit test)
E: No you didn't.
HB: Ok ok you caught me I actually grew up in Scotland around Edinburuh....
E: Hmmmmm getting closer, but I'm going to go with Paris for the win...
HB: Well no but you were close (wink, keno)
E: So what brings you here from the such a beautiful country?
HB: Looking for an adventure.
E: Did you find it?
HB: blah blah blah, I'm an idiot, etc etc etc I actually work in a HR firm - I can market a guy like you what do you do for a job?
E: You wouldn't believe it but, I play rock paper scissors proffesionally.

Innuendo filled rabble...

E: So your looking for an adventure... I think we should go and explore the city what do you think?
HB: Sure - I just need to go downstairs (where the toilet is)..... maybe you should come with me??

At exactly this point a new friend of mine punched a guy in the face which led to us all getting kicked out of the place - but the battle was well and truely won.

Nothing better than using using heavy negs and getting away with it - i is my passion.

Just thought I would share that - not a bad way to build social proof at a new job. eh?
Author:  CroPua [ Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:44 pm ]
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Nice game men....

This story proves how your friends failed shit test just because they wanted to be nice or whatever :), but you didnt kuz you are AMOG, and you got some standards ;).

Like you said, GAME ON! :wink:
Author:  Fogell [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:09 am ]
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Nice FR man...I really liked the "I play rock, paper, scissors professionally" C+F response. I hope you dont mind but Im gonna have to add that one to my arsenal. Keep up the good work.
Author:  GreenieUK [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:45 pm ]
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Nice FR man...I really liked the "I play rock, paper, scissors professionally" C+F response. I hope you dont mind but Im gonna have to add that one to my arsenal. Keep up the good work.
This.

probably gonna add that into my k-close bet routine. Been after something like this to link the routine to conversatiion. Telling a girl i'm a pro RPS player n betting her a kiss i win. something along the lines of

me - "i'm a professional rock paper scissors player"
target - "haha no you're not"
me - "seriously, i play Rock Paper Scissors professionally, if you don't believe me I'll play you. If i win you've gotta kiss me. If you win I've gotta kiss you"

chuck in a cheeky smile n a wink, this shit's dynamite.
Author:  Ispirato [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:02 am ]
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Author:  Ispirato [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:04 am ]
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Author:  Rune [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:14 am ]
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Excellent. A job well done AND mastered.

I loved when you mentioned the other guys looked at you like a moron when you basically showed her who's the boss.


Now, Enforcer, a question.

You mentioned this sentences:

HB: Oh I grew up in Leichester (obvious obvious shit test).


...I didn't see the shit test there.


...what constitutes a shit test? This is where I think I fail the most. I can't tell the difference between anyone making a joke and/or lying, and them being serious. I think this is the killer. My social intuition's...how can we say..."on project status". It's like a 1/8th finished skyscraper; foundations are laid, but it's still under construction, and lacks aesthetics.

Basically, what is "Shit test"?
Author:  The_Enforcer [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:07 am ]
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Excellent. A job well done AND mastered.

I loved when you mentioned the other guys looked at you like a moron when you basically showed her who's the boss.


Now, Enforcer, a question.

You mentioned this sentences:

HB: Oh I grew up in Leichester (obvious obvious shit test).


...I didn't see the shit test there.


...what constitutes a shit test? This is where I think I fail the most. I can't tell the difference between anyone making a joke and/or lying, and them being serious. I think this is the killer. My social intuition's...how can we say..."on project status". It's like a 1/8th finished skyscraper; foundations are laid, but it's still under construction, and lacks aesthetics.

Basically, what is "Shit test"?
A shit test is any statement or action of a girl designed to test the strength of your frame (to make sure you aren't just an accomodating, but weak, low value male). To us an exagerated example, a HB holds up a blue piece of paper:

HB: This pieve of paper is red.

To pass the shit test you must say:

"No that piece of paper is blue"

You would fail if you said any of the following:

"Yes it is, your right"

"I'm not sure"

"Are you sure"


The shit test is designed to by evolution to detect an emotional strong, stable and confident male who can not be walked on by a pretty girl. Now obviously a shit-test will generally be more subtle than the above example, and there is a bit of an art in picking what is in fact a shit test, and what is a genuine statement that expresses her opinion or a fact.

Why is this so hard? Simple. More often than not she doesn't no the difference herself! The simple fact is her genes have remained in existence because they have made the personality of all her anscestor the kind of personality that shit tests men and select the strong who will allow them to survive.


So back to your original question....

"I'm from Leicstershire..."

Is it a shit test.... well no.

And yes.

In this case the girl had a thick french accent and did not look particularly english in any way, so she was obviously not from Leicstershire.


Please understand that women say these things because they WANT to be called out on them, they want you to demonstrate that you are a high value male and essentially give them permission to have that tingley feeling below the belt that makes them want to get naked.


Really.

Hope that helps.
Author:  Rune [ Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:31 pm ]
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A shit test is any statement or action of a girl designed to test the strength of your frame (to make sure you aren't just an accomodating, but weak, low value male).
Ah...I see. I knew it, but I wasn't aware of what exactlywas a shit test. It's basically her testing you to see if "You" are "You", and not "a fake you". I guess, I would ask her "What do you do for a living?" (Seeing that she's wearing a dress suit, heels, and an overcoat, reminiscent of a businesswoman)

Her: "I'm a hairdresser/unemployed/CEO/other BS answer..."
Me: (Thinking "This isn't right") "No you're not".

Or even:

Me: Let's head over to that sushi place.
Her: I don't like sushi. (Bullshit. Everyone hates sushi...until they try it).
Me: Well today, you're trying sushi, and you're gonna like it. If anything, they'll have other non-raw food as well.
Her: ...okayyy. :).

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The shit test is designed to by evolution to detect an emotional strong, stable and confident male who can not be walked on by a pretty girl. Now obviously a shit-test will generally be more subtle than the above example, and there is a bit of an art in picking what is in fact a shit test, and what is a genuine statement that expresses her opinion or a fact.
This is what scares me. I may not give a shit about outcomes, but at the same time, I want to maximize my chances.

Do you know of any document, book, or source of info I can look into to further understand shit testing? I've got the big idea of it down (Testing your "You"), but I'm curious...is it as easy as her telling you a lie in order to catch her, or does she pull out some Sigmund Freud smokescreen bullshit?
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Why is this so hard? Simple. More often than not she doesn't no the difference herself! The simple fact is her genes have remained in existence because they have made the personality of all her anscestor the kind of personality that shit tests men and select the strong who will allow them to survive.
Nature. It makes sense.

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So back to your original question....
"I'm from Leicstershire..."
Is it a shit test.... well no.
And yes.

In this case the girl had a thick french accent and did not look particularly english in any way, so she was obviously not from Leicstershire.
I see. Not familiar with English territories, or most part of Europe. I'm a New York City cat. If I met a girl with a Staten Island accent, and she told me she was from South Jersey, or upstate New York, I'd say "Yeah, you're definitely not from upstate/south. Staten Island". "How'd you know?!". "A few friends from college grew up there. Distinct accent, and strong personality". "OMG yeahh I'm from Staten Island! We love to party big..." ...

...all they want is cock. The poor girls.
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Please understand that women say these things because they WANT to be called out on them, they want you to demonstrate that you are a high value male and essentially give them permission to have that tingley feeling below the belt that makes them want to get naked.
Screening process...it all adds up now.

Thank you Enforcer.

And great story. I can tell you know how to have a good time, even to a point where you feel this confidence where you can set the tone, and inspire your co-workers to see beyond the norms. Excellent.
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