Last night me and some friends went to a party. I was the only one who really games, but my friends were good looking naturals.. We showed up and for whatever reason the party was disappointing to say the least. With one of our guys being 20..(one month away from 21 i might add) the bars/clubs were out of the question.
so... I decided to make the best of what we had. In a post in the PUA lounge i asked people to give me any opener/gambit/routine and I would field test it.
As expected.. the first one requested, was the Apocalypse opener... uggghhh.. But i definitely used it!!!
Apocalypse opener = Nailed it!
get rejected 20 times by saying "Hi, you're Cute"= (8 times... lack of girls.. and the others.. I knew)
"This Cock ain't gonna suck itself=Worked it into the convo once
Are you jamaican? coz you jamaican me crazy!=FAILED!
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The most interesting "Hi You're Cute" opners
Coffee: Hi, I think you're cute.. Whats you're name"
HB: Haha, I don't! **hand**
Coffee: Don't flatter yourself, I was being polite (Smile)
Coffee: "Hi, I think you're cute.. Whats you're name"
HB: Jessica! I love your necklace, can I touch it?
Coffee: Yeah sure, but it's 5 dollars every time you touch me
HB: **plays with necklace**
Coffee: Whoah, I'm starting up a tab for you i guess
HB: **Gives me a hug**
Coffee: "Hi, I think you're cute.. Whats you're name"
HB: You're creepy.. Get away from me!
Coffee: Geez, You don't get out much do you.. I've said this to everyone here.. just being polite. you don't get to tell me your name now.. poor you ..
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Coffee:ugghh.. i don't think we can be friends anymore
HB: How can I ever make it up to you?!
Coffee: well come on! This dick ain't gonna suck itself
HB: Not a chance in hell
Coffee: Ohh.. i can see where you'd.. Oh no.. I'm gay.
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Apocalypse Opener:
I Decided to leave the party at around 2:15 right as people were simultaneously leaving the bars. (the house party was right next to the street with all of the bars..
And my friends wanted to stay for some reason, just having fun drinking i suppose, so i was leaving just as a beautiful HB Blonde was walking right across the street from where I was, she was by herself, and my car was just about where she was walking past.
I got to my car, right as she was about to pass by, and then over the shoulder, i said(MY HEART WAS FUCKING POUNDING.... I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE... AND I'M SURE SHAKING MISERABLY:!!!!!
Coffee: How were the bars tonight?
HB: Oh.. They were pretty fun.. A lot of people were out tonight
Coffee: Cool. What are you doing later?
HB: Hmm... (pause) I'm not sure
Coffee: Why don't you come home with me tonight?
HB: (Shocked look!)
Silence
Silence
(eyes locked)
(For a second, i ACTUALLY thought she was going to jump me and start the makeout)
HB: Hah... You're fucking retarded! Fuck off!
Coffee: No seriously, We can play jenga! and smoke hookah, it will be fun
HB: I'm not NEARLY drunk enough.. I'm walking.
Coffee: Take it easy. (gets in car drives away)
Wow.... what a night.
Does that one ACTUALLY ever work?
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