Well... what a weekend
So anyway Friday night I don't remember too much. I took a bunch of people out for my birthday meal - then we hit a club. I was pretty fucking drunk.
Within 5 minutes of being in the club I had a drawn out dancing interaction with a bit a verbal with some dark skinned girl. She wasn't quite doing it for me though so I didn't take it anywhere.
I had a lot of interactions I don't remmeber - at some point this happened....
Rags: Opens girl
Girl: Snubs and pushes away
Rags: Makes an off-handed comment for her to go fuck herself or something like that
Girl: Throws entire drink over rags
Rags: Pushes girl backwards.
Girl: Punches rags in the face repeatedly.
So that was all good fun. But didn't seem to bother me very much. The bruise on my nose the next way was a little annoying.
I know the bouncers in this club so could have got her chucked, but to be honest I'd prefer to avoid the drama.
Then towards the end of the night I had two great ops I didn't make use of - albeit with chronically drunk chicks.
One girl I watch walk towards the dancefloor, look around, then 180. As she comes back I intercept "Heyyy Watsup?"
HB: "I'm trying to find my friends."
Rags: "Bla bla bla"
HB: "Do you think I'm just a drunk girl you're going to take home and fuck?"
Rags: "No, do you always jump to conclusions?"
HB: (looking down apologetically) "Yes."
So pretty good yes? She was really hot young girl too.
Well then I got into this "nice guy" frame and could NOT fucking get out of it. At one point I was almost genuinely helping her find her friends! and then she left to go find them. Gah... I don't stuck in my own bullshit frame man
A little later on Cosy points out a chick who's quite my type just sitting on her own so I whizz over and chat with her.
Should have kissed her. No doubt about that. She was looking at me like a thirsty smiling cat looks at the milk from a warm fireplace.
But before I go my moves going some orbitor came over, blocked, escourted her to the toilet... and 20 minutes later she still had not come out (he was still waiting outside for her
). This happens quite a lot I believe - girls pass out in the toilets on the seat. My x used to do it tons.So that's Friday.... pretty sexy.
Saturday blew it out the water.
After quickly hitting a bar and Cosy doing a little seduction on HBfurcoat... we decided to try and extract her for a threesome (serious
)...But when we followed her out the bar, turns out she had her two fat friends with her.
So we try and extract all three
Cosy is being the "Come on guys, come and do XYZ" guy
And I'm being the fun but cold guy talking about how warm it is inside with the electric heater and red wine
So they come in.
Take em upstairs in Captain. Ns apartment (he is out at his grans birthday)...
Cosy takes the two bigger girls and starts reading to them from his book.
I get loads of time with the cute one. We kiss etc.
I should have pulled her to the toilet (N's flat is just one room pretty much, no privacy). But didn't
So got a cool make-out with some extracted chick. She wanted to stay, one fat friend was neutral, the other ugly one was, of course, blocking as much as she could. Eventually they leave.
Next... meet up with V and then hit a club.
I get in the mood really quick... I see some blonde/brunette dancing about, the brunette wants one of the dudes some this 6 set of chode guys, the blonde doesn't seem decided though... so I waltz in, grab her hand, dance off with her a bit... have fun... then she gets pulled away... no problem....
3 minutes later I see her on her own... walk up... talk a little... getting good signals... so I grab her and kiss
... good make-out.A few minutes later I want to pull both, they are back in the middle of those 6 guys, so I walk right into the middle, ignore all the guys and address both girls. The brunette is not interested (doh)... Cosy comes in but she doesn't like him either.
So I just take the blondes hand and whip her out the group, spin her... hug etc... but she goes back.
5 minutes later the bouncer takes me outside, says that she told him that I "pinned her hands behind her back" and tells me I have to leave.
Of course I didn't. But if I did, who the hell cares anyway? Pinning hands is sexy and we were making out.
Fucking chodes man... I'm getting fed up of all this jealousy.
V and Cosy come out, and we move on.
On the walk I ask a 4 set to come back to ours for some coffee right off the bat, very smoothly but they didn't fall into it. We also did this on a 2 set who were trailing behind friends... but they didn't quite go for it either - Cosy got a quick number from that though...
So we move on to another bar...
In there I pretty much approach every girl in the place. I have a good 10 minute chat with one chick but can't quite bring it anywhere so she eventually excuses herself. Also dance about with some dudes girlfriend for a bit...
eventually it's home time....
We're walking past this club on the way home, I see a hot curvy chick in a black dress smoking on the steps and I'm over there without a second thought with "Hey, whats up?"
5 minutes later we're tlaking about traveling, crimonology, philosophy, my plans to travel, and so on. I'm making her laugh intermittently and sense that she has had a shit night and this is the highlight
I think about extracting her full on and start talking about where I live and where she lives (near-by)... she also asks some specifics about where my place is exactly, but I don't nail the answer. I answered kind of logically "It's on this street behind this"... much better would have been "Oh it's pretty much the main road, close to all the shops and takeaways."
She mentions she has to wait for her friends... so I FTC (I'm heading home in a sec) and # her.
She saves my number straight away and asks me what to call me. I tell her Rags Philosophy or Rags Journalist and she seems to like that
I stay to chat a while, forgetting about the FTC... but she is aware and starts moving on to good byes and mentioning that she'll have to wait for her friends.
So then we get onto good byes. Just a hand shake and I'm turning away....
Fuck just a hand shake man, I had good chemistry with this chick.
I turn back...
"Noooo... I want a hug." I hold out my hand, she takes... and I whip her up and into an awesome long hug
Then we part and I say "Let's meet up sometime" and she goes "Definately!"
Home time....
Pretty fun weekend
Particularly in light of all the bullshit thrown my way.My dancefloor is getting really hot and my state at the moment feels extremely stable (hence being relatively unaffected by all this negative shit).
(N.B - V, Capt. N are two sheffield lair dudes, and two of my best friends. Cosy is TheCostOfSuccess from mASF)