Just another night at the famours Onyx Bar Perth...
noticed this HB9 walking in wearing the tightest white pants with this tight ass top with the best blonde hair! Anyways about 5min later I approached her when she was with her friends having a drink near the dance floor and "accidently" bumped her and pretended that she's massive.. and I was like "whoa whoa... I dont want any trouble lady" with my hands up and she's like "good coz I will bust your ass" with a massive smile... there was 1 IOI
from there I started saying how she should lay off the steroids because I heard they make your balls small. Again she played along with that and she's like "whoa really? I dont want that happening" had a laugh and I said "I gotta get going I'll see you around" and walked off.... 15 min later I walked past again and she looked at me, so I grabbed my crotch and with my other hand I made a "pea sized" sign with my fingers and she was giving me the come over here gesture so 2 IOI and I did. At that point a AFC was with them particularly close to her but hey, she told me to come over. When I went in, I thought I'd had to AMOG them straight away so I put my arms around her and 1 of her other girlfriends. Talked loudly and set another time frame by saying I cant stay long coz my mates are over at the bar. The guy kept trying to talk to my target (the small balls girl haha) but I kept out-talking him by disagreeing with his comments and making him look like a tool. Eventually I said I'm off to the bar with the boys but she grabbed my shirt and didnt want me to go... guys you should of seen the look on the AFC's face!Even though she wanted me to stay I told her I'm not into girls with small balls haha winked and left.
Later in the night she came to me and told me she's got to go to another club and that I should come but I said nah I'm off to the casino but if I would certainly like to talk to her about steroid awareness again sometime so she got out her phone and asked for my number. At that point I had to change things around because I'd rather me call her (since that way I have control of when the calls happens and I can make her much more eager by waiting it out a day or so). I ended up just taking her phone and instead of giving her my number, I rang my phone. Yes I did give her my number by doing that but I could just as easily not pick up when she rings!
Well end of report, will call her in 2 days
Finesse
