now last wednesday, was a typical once per week night out. met over my mates flat at 8pm. i brought vodka and red bull and we got tipsy there. then we hit the student bar and met about 5-6 of our mates there and had more drink. we all headed to the main bars then. this is where the girls are.
the first one we get to we drink more and more and more, im now pissed. i go to the toilet throw up, drink some water and wash my face. im feeling abit better now. as i come back from the toilet there's a HB 8 near my table. i smile as i walk up to her, she looks at me and... pokes her tounge out. i loved this, it totally caught me of guard and all i could do was laugh. i walked up to her with my tounge out then said 'i think my tounge fancies your tounge, i think we should introduce them'. this went down a treat, she poked her tounge out again, i poked mine out and went in for the kiss. she then said 'sorry i think she wants to get to know you better first'. the convo carried on like this and i eventually n-closed and came away with a kiss on the cheek. that got me thinking, why not use third person language to get girls to kiss me.
we eventually got to a club and by this time i was fairly sober. first we hit the dance floor and showed off some (thinking of the right word) 'origional' moves. i turned around and a couple of HBs are infront of me. first thing i did was throw my hands in the air (i have quite big hands so they get peoples attention lol), then i leaned in close to both of them with my hands just on their shoulders and said 'girls ive got a problem, my cheeks like both your lips could you just give them a quick kiss?' (puppy dog eyes aswell). they both obliged and i had my arms around two HBs so i turned to my mates (who were all looking and were very impressed) and shouted 'im a motha fuckin P.I.M.P!!' the girls laughed at this and we went to get drinks i then find out one of them has a boyfriend so i focus my attention on the other one. i get a k-close and n-close from her.
the last stop of our nights out is the kebab shop. there were a few HBs outsides and one sitting down inside. i couldnt be bothered breaking up the group so decided to go for the HB inside. i did have a problem here, if i got blown out everyone would see and this made me very nervous. i went for it. i flopped down by the side of her and put my legs up onto my mates arms and smiled at her. my mate insatntly threw my legs off and i said to her 'thats not very nice isi? embarrasing your best mate in front of a beautiful women' she just smile and said 'no'. i asked 'are here with anyone?'and she said 'nah im just waiting for my mates to meet me here', (me) 'well ill wait here with you until they come, or untill u give me your number' (big smile). she said 'well you'll be here till they come then', i said 'fine'. i did wait, my friends had gone and her's took about half an hour to come but in this time we got to know each other and when she was leaving i got her number.
this has become a normal weekly event for me so right now life (relationship wise) couldnt be any better. SPAM im seeing three different girls and i think i may be getting one-itis though as when i text her and she doesnt text back, i get angry and end up phoning her.
my game is natural, and i think its come from me no longer giving a fuck what people think of me (to an extent) and therefore ive become totally relaxed with myself. there are very few situations which make me anxious anymore (exams being an exception).