my wing is a lesbian (montana)... (im a straight guy) and we had been going out to gay bars so i could get some fag hags and she could have her fun with her own kind.
But with lesbains here it can be slim pickings and its hard for her sometimes so we were out for one objective:
get her a woman with me as the wing
so we first got into the bar and went to get a drink. an abba song was playing and we were singing away. a HB8 and a guy where standing next to us and they too were singing. we all noticed each other and started singing together... a strange way to get into the set but it worked. i followed by saying "we should totaly start an abba tribute band. i'll be bjorn and you can be benny" (pointing at the hb). the neg worked perfect.
me and my lesbian chum then got our drinks and a shot each. the hb asked me what shots we were drinking and i said "i dunno.. i just asked for a random shot. here you tell me what it was" and at this point i stuck out my tounge. it was wild that we had been talking for less than 2 mins and she just went in and licked my tounge and tried to guess what shot i just took. after this is remembered the objective and said to her "now guess montana's."
she did the same again to my friend and from there on in it was the perfect night for both of us. we took her to dance with her friend and i had to keep her friend busy.. it was kinda funny.. cus he was gay and i had to keep him away from stealing his friend. long story short i had to fend off a gay guy from kissing me for the rest of the night (really need to be comfortable with this before you can wing in a gay bar cus guys trying to come on to you/kiss you can happen alot! and saying "im straight" means nothing to them lol).
anywas montana ended up kiss closing and sarged another girl by herself and ended up full closing.
we had completed our task!
