I number closed with a new cashier today at my workplace, for those who don't know, I work in a giant grocery store. I walked out the front doors to where we were doing a charity BBQ for ALS (some disease) and bought a burger... These guys asked me about my peacocked appearance, I was wearing black shoes, black pants, a nice white cotton shirt, a black scarf, my watch.. the collar was popped up with the scarf around it.
So I ordered a burger and the kids I was working with asked about my attire, and I explained the peacock theory to them... One kid started walking around like a peacock to try to piss me off/steal my alphaness but I handled him pretty well, and a new cashier walked out of the store, so I decided to demonstrate on her. I used the wheelchair opener.
Owin: Hey, would you date a guy in a wheelchair, like if it was a really cool wheel chair with flashy lights and lots of cool buttons and shit?
She turns and looks at me.
HB: Sure, if he knew how to please me. Who am I to judge?
Owin: What if it was a rusty wheelchair though, with little shit falling off and squeeky wheels?
HB: Like I said before, if he knew how to keep my happy.
(I had been thinking about a good DHV for this all day, and decided to try it on her)
Owin: The reason I ask is because I was telling my friends here (And by the way, I wasn't talking to them about this
But they were all so fucking shocked at her talking to me, they literally just stood there with their mouths closed.) that I recently hooked up a friend of mine in a wheel chair with a pretty good looking girl.HB: Are they still together?
Owin: Yeah, although I just got them together a few months ago.
HB: Haha that's sweet.
We shot the shit a little more about that and I decided to use mystery's A3 line.
Owin: So what do you have going for you besides your looks?
HB: Honestly, not much right now.
Owin: Well that's kind of boring, dont you think? What nationality are you anyway?
HB: German, Czec, bla bla bla (Forgot the rest.. some long list)
Owin: German? Oh shit! I'm german.. I cant even talk to you now!
I turned my back on her and she bit the bait...
HB: Hey wait, do you have a cigarette?
Owin: Do I look like I smoke?
HB: I don't know.
At this point I turn back towards the guys and she gets kinda pissed and kino's me on the shoulder. I decide that's it, and Im not even trying to be sauve when I say...
Owin: Hey, what's your number?
HB: (XXX)XXX-9374
I kino her back and turn away. She proceeds to talk some other guy out of a cigarette. I win