I was watching my girlfriend go through her tagged messages, and comments, and I was surprised at the amount of BS guys say, and how I'm happy I am not there anymore.
Messages like:
Subject: Hi!!!!
Body: Hello, you're very pretty I just wanted to say thanks for adding me and I hope we can be friends, I hope you're good.
I'm roughly paraphrasing the 90% of the messages.
And I say to myself. I am dating this hot chick that every guy is drooling over, we go to parties and she gets hit on at least 5 times, one time, a whole group of guys took turns to hit on her.
And I just watched how she blew them all away, then asked her what they said, and she said: "The same"
To compliment my ego even more, the other day I was at the veterinarian, and there was a bus stop outside and 2 girls passed along the bus stop, then came back as if waiting for the bus (They came in their car so they were either waiting for something else, or just getting attention).
I could see every freaking guy, and some girls looking over at them, some even pretended to be looking other place.
So I told my girlfriend: "Here, watch this" (She trusts me and knows what I do so she is ok with it)
To me they were 10's, and I think to the guys looking at them also.
So I decided to go hard on them.
They were 2 brunettes, one was shorter than me and the other one was taller. I am 176 cm. I decided to open with a neg on the shoes of the taller one (high heels).
So I approach, and stand in front of her, eye her up and down, then do as if I'm gonna say something, but don't say it, then I look at the shorter one, and back at the taller one:
Me: "Does shoes look (rolling my eyes, trying to find a word) ... good?"
Tall girl: "Thanks"
Me: "I saw a girl with exactly the same shoes last night, except she was taller than you"
Then I started to walk away, I knew she wanted me to speak more, she leaned in. I stopped and went with the Jealous girlfriend opener...
Me: Hey I have a question. I need to go see my dog, but, see... my friend has been dating a girl for 3 months, and she found a shoe box underneath his bed with pictures and letters from his ex, she wants him to burn the box, or she'll leave him. What do you girls think?
Short girl: She's overreacting, unless he still talks and sees her often.
tall girl: Well yeah, but its kinda creepy that he has that under his bed.
Me: I told him that he should leave her, and I'd introduce him to a friend I have that is an exotic dancer...
Tall girl: I'm an exotic dancer actually..
Me: (to short girl) does she always brag like that?
short girl: sometimes
me: are you two like best friends?
tall girl: yeah we're like sisters (hug)
me: Ok I have to give you the best friends test, prepare!
Do you use the same shampoo?
blaah blaah blaah blaaah
okay you passed, you are approved best friends by me (doing as if I'm leaving)
tall girl: whats your name? (pretending to not care)
me: Tom ... Tom Cruise
both: hahahahahha
tall girl: I'm Mariana (hand shake)
short girl: I'm Sara (kiss hand shake)
me: I can already tell, she's the good one(short) and she's the bad one (tall)
tall girl: haha oh yeah, she's good... do I look like a bad girl? (hands on hips and she flexed a leg)
Me: well.. you're the one with the 8 inch high heels and the mini skirt, so i'd say she's the real deal (point and hug short girl)
tall girl: hahaha... (pushes me) so whats your name seriously?
me: ok I'm Manuel, nice to meet you ...
tall girl: you're cool
me: i know .. you guys are awesome, I'm going to adopt you two ... but first I need to see how creative are you
I take down a notepad and a pen ... and I type in 656 (which is the area code o cellphones) and blank spaces like 656 _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And I make two of this andhand it to them
they both write their numbers... i look at the paper, and it doesn't say which is which so I go:
Me: You're so silly, how am I gonna know which is which
Short: Oops...here
(they write their name)
I talk for a little more, and then go back to the veterinarian to see my dog ..
As I'm walking back to my girlfriend, I keep the two papers with their numbers in plain sight and every guy is watching me ...
I get to my girlfriend and I'm like
"two more to the collection"
and she ends up laughing...
Damn, the feeling of having everyone around you see you as you walk away with the number of girls they wanted, and then joining my smoking hot girlfriend is just, to good.
I love this, I love feeling like this.