Location: Sunny Beach, Bulgaria
What do you do if you're five guys having vacation where they wanna meet beautiful girls?
Well, since we live in Sweden where the world's most beautiful girls live one is a little reluctant to leave. However, the thing we all want to leave is the shitty weather and the absurd high alcohol taxes.
Hence, we go where Swedish girls (all Scandinavians as a matter of fact) go for vacation - Sunny Beach, Bulgaria..
I can really recommend it, it's cheap, the weather is just great and a lot of places to sarge. Just stay away from the mob and you'll be great..
Well, then back to the report...
It was the last night for us, we had enjoyed a fantastic week with fantastic weather (not a cloud on a whole week), playing like children in the black sea and enjoying the beach with all its attractions (massage, jet-skis and topless chicks
).I had kiss-closed maybe a dozen and number-closed two girls (a Norweigan HB8 and a German HB8), all thanks to my discovery of sarging. Two of my friends had F-closed and that was a booster to me this last night since the whole gang had asked me lots of questions about the game whole week and I thought I'd be little of a fraud if I went through this week without any sex when two of my AFC-friends (I count myself as a semi-AFC) had F-closed.
We walked into the club, ordered some drinks and sat down at a large table. My friend A (who had F-closed the night before) was really up and running after his success - watching for good sets.
(Conversation is translated from Swedish)
A - Hey man, do you see the girls behind me.
I did. It was a two set with a HB8 and one HB10.
Rock* - Sure I do, strange that there isn't eight drunk Danish hooligans hovering over them.
A - Use your bad personality opener!
(If anyone wants to know it, I'll be glad to share.)
Rock* - No man, you go for it. Give me a sign if you want me to wing.
I had opened almost all sets all week long, and since he was so confident this night I wanted to see him work his magic (which practicly is modified tele-marketing which is what he works with. So we usally jokes about that he only changed the phrase "I think you would really enjoy aroma skin cream." to "I think you would really enjoy me." when he talkes to girls)
Anyway, he took a deep breath a I gave him a pad on the shoulder in my mind as he walked away. I was sure he was gonna crash and burn.
1 minute passed.
2 minutes passed.
5 minutes passed. Holy shit, they were actually talking, and longer than it takes for a girl to snub off a guy in a polite way. I was waiting for a sign but he did not gave me one. Instead a few minutes later he returned to our table with the girls following.
The 10 sat down beside me and the 8 beside A. As soon as they sat down I knew I would hate myself if screw this up by acting AFC.
Rock* (to the HB8) - Where do you come from?
HB8 - Finland
Rock* - Well, I'm going to get myself another drink, promise me to dont kill A here with a knife while I'm gone okay?
Common prejudice among Swedes is that Finnish people fights with knives. When I walked away a heard them giggled so I turned around and shouted:
Rock* - AND NO HOCKEY STICKS EITHER!
They laughed and smiled. I was in.
When I walked back from the bar and retook my seat I leaned back, took a sip of my drink and looked around a bit, acting like I wasn't intrested in the 10, I saw in the corner of my eye that she got a little upset by this. Finally I turned and started talking.
Rock* - No hard feelings about that knife joke, just kidding... Having a good time here at SB?
HB10 - Haha, no problem. Yeah! It's my third trip here.
Rock* - Nice. Well It's a lovely place so, why not. What hotel are you staying at?
HB10 - Hotel Iskar, and you?
Rock* - Olimp, kind of crappy but the staff is nice and it's nice located. And of course, the crown jewel... The pool bar.
HB10 - *Laughing* (First IOI, it wasn't that funny)
Rock* - *Smiles*
HB10 - What was your name again? (Second IOI)
Rock* - *****, would you let me know after which mumin your parents named you? (Mumin is a Finnish cartoon for children with characters that looks sort of white eggplants.)
HB10 - *Laughs and pushes me in the chest* No sorry, no mumin, it's *****.
Rock* - Nice meeting you. *Looks into her eyes, she looks back and hold it for 3 seconds* (Third IOI, time do move in)
Rock* - *Lean back quickly and act as if I'm supprised* Woh, it looked like you wanted to kiss me... Do you?
HB10 - *Looks down and moves her shoulders up a bit.*
I found it really adorable that she was so hot and still a little shy and insecure.
Rock* - I'll take that as a maybe. *Leans in and kiss her*
As Borat would have put it: Great Success! I had kissed-closed a superhottie within 6-7 minutes.
The next hour or so we chit-chatted about work, movies, stand-up comedy and that sort of stuff, made out and had a good time. AFC:s came and went (my other friends had left me and A at the table so it was a lot of space). I manuvered them out by talking first to them, then turning to HB10 and saying something funny about them in Swedish, (Finnish people learn Swedish in school so she understood quite good) when we both laughed it was usally enough to make the AFC:s uncomfortable and leave.
When A finally kiss-closed (man it took forever) I felt like it was time to move so I whispered to him you take 207 (which was our room-number). I intended to go home with this girl. I asked her if she was cold (late at night and rough winds) and she said yes. I asked if she wanted to take a walk to get her warmth back. She complied.
We walked through the night hand in hand and ended up in front of her hotel. A nice four, almost five star hotel.
HB10 - Well, here I live.
Rock* - Wow, nice.. You have to show me the elavators. I love elevators. Don't know why I said it, but she smiled and:
HB10 - Sure!
Well, we walked into the elavators and she pressed number 9. I was gonna get it.
THEN DISASTER!
As the doors opened I heard a familiar voice. A:s.
It came from a hotel room, and not 207 at crappy Olimp where he was supposed to be. But from her and her HB8 friend's room. The door was open so we walked in. They sat and talked, we greeted and talked a bit about the club and laughed together about our friend P (Who always get too drunk and starts talking with strangers about wars). However, the girls started talking Finnish (which is completly impossible for any human to understand) so I started talking quietly to A.
Rock* - What the fuck man? I said 207
A - Yeah, I thought you ment that you should take 205! (We had two rooms at the hotel. Me, A and P lived in 207. S and Z in 205.)
Rock* - What? Your just dumb..
A - I know! *Drunken smile* Well, it's not gonna happen anything between me and *******, so I'm heading back to the club or our hotel.
Rock* - Take her with you.
He talked to her and they decided to get back to the club. Happy times!
No last minute resistance, after fooling around for a bit I asked if she wanted to take a shower. And then I heard the most beautiful words I've ever heard.
HB10 - Yes, I'm just gonna lock the door first. I told her she had to find somewhere else to sleep tonight. But if she comes back anyway she is not coming in.
She did not come back, I woke up that morning looking at the most beautiful and blue eyes ever. And I had just had one of the best night of my life.
This rapport is a little braggy and cocky, I know. But, I know I that this wouldn't been a possible if I had been an ordinary AFC. I'm just so thrilled. I hope some of you like it and will accept me as one in your great family of seducers..
Peace Out!
. NICE WORK !!!