I was at a bar with two guys that i met on the night, we looked the real odd group to be honest, but still it was a joke. On our left was a table of 3 girls, 2HB 7/8 and one of them who I find it hard to rate, she was reffered to as `the fat one` and believe it or not, one of the guys i was with said thats the one he wants! i was happy with that.
After 5mins one of guys jumps to join them at their table and totally isolates one of the girls, and the girls looked abit umcomfortable, and then the other guy joined their table, so i stayed on my table which was like 30cm away from theirs and waited a minute before i joined into the conversation. From what i could hear, the girls were taking the piss out of the guys, and i was thinking to myself do i really wana join in this, it seems pointless...
Finally got up to borrow lighter from the fat chick, then the guy introduces me, they say their names, ask mine, I start to think for a while, then the fat one whispers to me Bernard! so im like yea Bernard, and start to take the piss out of their names, but all the time being nicest the fat chick. Her friend sitting in the corner was the target, and i was negging her constantly...
for example, she put her arm around the fat chick while we were talking,(trying to steal attention)and kissed her, instead of acting suprised or shocked i just said to her hey, you know what? I`ve been trying to figure out since i saw u, if u were a lesbian?` with a smile
then i said i see who is the man in the realationship! constant negging, her nick name was Witch, ran the whole believe in magic routine, they went for it all.After about 20mins, of negs, ioi`s they suddenly got up and left, but when she got out of the corner, she came straight up to me, stuck her lips out, so we kissed? i was confused... then she said she knows i dont like her?I said nooo, really i like witches, and girls with evil smiles! then she said see you around! and left? WTF could I do differently?
Peace Dza
