Quick one. Last night I went to buy jeans at the mall and since I usually get my jeans from a certain store, I thought, fuck it, let me try something different.
So I'm in this store in the men's section and checking out what they have when this Indian HB7 (you gotta love Malaysia man - lots of different race HBs per square mile) with a really fit body walks in and starts looking at the shirts. I open her for the fuck of it...
ME: "Your boyfriend will love that shirt...it screams...look at me!"
She laughs, "I don't have a boyfriend!" (she was in the men's section to get hit on then?)
I used this opener coz it's so innocent - you mention she has a boyfriend then neg her about her supposed boyfriend's fashion sense. Fucks up her bearings even if she wants to shit test you...although I know HBs out there who'd eat it all up. Anyway, I ask her to help me pick out a pair of jeans and girls love this shit, she imediately walks over and asks what kind of look im going for...
ME: Something easy to take off (something sexual for her to feed on and she laps it up)
HB7: Then why you getting jeans in the first place?
ME: Coz I only get naked in my house ... where'd you get your jeans?
Blah blah blah, discount sale, they're my favourite ... I'M NOT LISTENING!!! Gawd!! she's got even fitter when I look at her closely. I lift her hand and ask her to turn ... she laughs and turns round and is laughing uncontrollably.
ME: They're really nice ... but I'd look silly in them!
We pick out a pair, I tell her to wait for me while I go to the change rooms and I'm surprised she agrees, stands outside the door and waits. I change into the jeans and open the door for her to have a look and SHE'S GONE when I open the door!! I feel stupid coz I should have told her to come in with me. Just as I turn to get back in, she pops out from behind one of the cloth-rails and laughs…
I pull her into the change room and ask her what she thinks …. She’s COLD and not giving any signals…I unbutton the jeans, start to pull down my pants and she closes her eyes in mock horror …”NO! PLEASE GET DRESSED!”
I laugh and tell her to wait for me … (I know you’re thinking I should have done more but I wasn’t getting enough vibe to do more..)
I come out, pay and she's checking out clothes in the girls' section. Rather than look like a chump, I step out of the store and get an idea. I pop back in and tell her when she's done, I'll be on the next floor. She says okay and I head up the escalators. I turn and she's trying not to look too eager so I stand by the railing and just shoot the breeze with a text to an HB Ebony I f-closed last week (Deep Throat Ebony HB - in Field Reports).
HB7 gets on the escalator and I swing into action. I stand at the top and start motioning her to come to me ... she's laughing hysterically,
HB7: No!! ..... and raises her hands like I'm a blinding light....
When she reaches the top, I open my arms for a hug and she gives me one. I tell her I have to go but giver her my phone and go, "Let's do this again."
She gets my phone and looks at me with a empty stare...and I tell her to key in her numbers. She goes, "Oh, is that what you wanted me to do. Thought you wanted me to film you..." (She's negging and I like it already).
Anyway, I save her number, give her one more hug and squeeze her hand. Head down the escalators and leave her to sarge another guy. Only he might not read the signals and not take his chances with her. I couldn't same-day her coz I felt there just wasn't enough rapport and I really didn't have the time to build comfort on a weeknight. But definitely, this was a nice and easy sarge.
Going to a great tourist spot tonight, feel like some European tan-lines.
