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Author:  Methuselah [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:18 am ]
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So I got this new job at this fucking fancy seafood place the other day and today/tonight was my first night. The job is a waiter/bar tending job, switching when needed. I go in today, start work and see this really cute hostess, probably about a 9 or high 8. Anyway, she started to talk to me just as an introduction, asking me where I worked before, where I go to school, blah blah blah. While she was asking I wasn't really paying attention to her, the conversation lasted another few minutes and I just went back to work without really saying much. I could tell she was interested but I figured since it was my first day at work, I didn't want to screw anything up by messing with some chick right away. Later on during my lunch break she comes and sits with me while I'm eating, I looked at her again and realized how cute she was so I decided, fuck it, I'll game her. What harm could it do? I don't feel like typing the conversation because I'm tired as fuck and thats not the point of this post. Bottom line, I reeled her in easy, she gave me her number and told me to call her after work, because she wanted to see a movie and relax. Again, I figured, what the hell, whynot. She had invited me and showed tons of interest, so I went along willingly. We go to get some sushi after work, the conversation was great, shes a really neat girl, kind of weird, but so fucking sexy. Very original. Blah blah blah, we go to blockbuster and grab a movie, her choice since I told her she was paying for the movie. We go back to my place, throw on the movie, and I pass out within minutes. She wakes me up after the movie is over telling me I'm a dick for not even watching it. I laugh and get up to go to the bathroom, when I come back she pulls me by my shirt onto the bed and starts kissing me. We fool around for a little while, and I stopped because I was honestly just exhausted from work. We talk a little more, and I find out....

SHES THE FUCKING OWNERS DAUGHTER. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Author:  Giacomo [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:30 am ]
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Ha meth!
If she was the one introducing you to the job you should probably have been wary of it.
I think you are in for one hell of an occupation if your planning on sleeping with the owners daughter. Still I would do it just for the damn fun in it all.
Let me know how it turns out.
Fuck man. Another nice report. Finished with one of the greatest punch line in any FR I have read.
On the first day of work no less.
Ha mang. Kudos.

Author:  narcist [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:51 pm ]
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hahah thats soo messed up, if shes a 8-9 u should deffintly do her

Author:  Methuselah [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:34 pm ]
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Dudes, I want to, but I don't know man. The first night on the job I walked with 200 bucks for really really simple work... Is it worth it? I dunno. Shes cute as hell and her personality seems on point, but I just don't know if she is worth getting fired over. AGH I gotta see her again tonight and she already sent me like 5 text messages this morning asking me to hangout again....

I need a poll for this one...

HIT IT OR QUIT IT?

Author:  The Rake [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:20 pm ]
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Hahahaha your an idiot Meth! DO IT!

Author:  Krylon [ Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:55 pm ]
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Hit that shit!! There are always other jobs.

Author:  Methuselah [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:40 am ]
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LOL, I did it. And it was worth it. If it turns out to be a bad idea down the road and I get fired, oh well, shes a fucking freak and like krylon said, theres always the restaurants next door.

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