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Author:  paladien [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:04 am ]
Post subject:  Golden Shower ..:P
GUYS! :D

Im just back from clubbing :)! i started out like a player, talking to everyone i was the only one of my friends who didnt drink
i talked to ALL the girls I was all over the place :D
I experienced that the hotter girls walked away from me :? i did talk to them with confidence
they just walked away
and the ugly ones had a bitchshield
but i also experienced that the female friend of those girls was always friendly towards me ..
its funny ^^ and i dont get it, i need help on that

but the night :P seriously my girlfriend is being a bitch lately, i think she is cheating on me but I told her i didnt care and this day i went shopping with another girl (I think this girl likes me a lot now, but I think this girl is retarded)

its funny when i go clubbing i always attract the beta girls, always the girls that i dont desire. i want tens, or at least 8s. but i get the average, or the fat ones :? they throw themselves in my lap i even could have done a threesome but i hooked one of my friends up with them (they were all fat)

BUT I NEED TO TELL YALL SOMETHING :D HAHAHAH
at the end of the night, most of the girls gone home and the guys girls ratio was about 4:1
i was bummed out cuz i was tired and i didnt have a girl, and the more i looked arround the more afc i feld
the girls seemed even more arrogant than at the beginning of the night

so then i went into this small dark corner of the bar where 6 guys were dancing with 2 girls
so i joined them, sucked up all the attention and trying to get the girls
one guy started humping me to get me out of there, and i pushed him off
then when i started to approach the girl again he started humping me again (he was a lil drunk)
then i was just dancing on my own, looking over at the girl and stuff to get her interested in me
meanwhile the guy was talking to his friend and all of a sudden they started sandwiching me :?
i tried to push them off, but i couldnt cuz they were strong and keeping me in there, even a third one joined. then i acted like i liked it and humped them back. luckily they stopped
then, i tried to go for the girl again but this guy was coming in between all of the times protecting her from me, so i wanted the girl even more and i tried to push him away
lol
then his friend started throwing ice blocks on me, i seriously didnt like that and i picked up an empty bottle from the floor and tried to throw the last drops of booze on him
lol, he just threw his drink all over me.. making me look like an ass
my hair was wet and i acted like i didnt care and i was just enjoying my time
but like after 5 seconds i was like omg you shithead, so i picked up an empty glass of beer and went to the bathroom to fill it with water so i could throw it over his head
when i was in the bathroom i was like what the heck, i pissed the glass full :p
when i came back that motherfucker was dancing with that hot girl (i know that hot girl was a little interested in me) so when i came back they stopped dancing and he did a step back from the girl
cuz i was there with yellow liquid in my beer glass he knew what was gonna happen
when he stepped back i was like good, now the innocent girl wont get wet and i threw my glass of piss in his face :D
all over his shirt and head
I was laughing my ass off!!
remember, these guys were 6 of them and they were much bigger than me in terms of muscle
so i ran :P
got out of the club, went into another club and started convo with other girls there
my friends called me where i went, i told them i was already near the car talking to other girls
they were like omg! you got girls there, we are coming right now !
omg i laughed my ass of when i ran out of the club
hawwhahaw even now i cant stop laughing wahwahwhwah
i was like drowning in my piss :D it got into his nose, eyes i also think his mouth ! :D bwhahawhawwah!!!
he must have thought it was beer till he felt it was warm, and it tasted salty ^^ heheheheheheheh :D

i gotta take a shower now, cuz im all sticky cuz of his coke he threw all over me :P
bye all, hope you can laugh about my story ^^
oh and please help me on the girls walking away part, and the attracting wrong females part

PEACE ! <3
Author:  pillow_fight [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:40 am ]
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Great story. For girls to not walk away have a lot of social proof and be visible (preselection, lots of friends, dominant etc) confidence never hurts either. Maybe if you make yourself a hard to get prize you can be too intimidating for girls who aren't that hot to think they have a chance.
Author:  daggaz [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:00 am ]
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Hahahha wow dude, you are SO lucky you didnt get your teeth kicked out by six drunk AMOGs. And I mean it. LUCKY.

L. U. C. K. Y.

You should maybe laugh a little bit less about this story, and start thinking about what you did wrong and how you can avoid that situation in the future, cuz if you continue on this route, you WILL end up in emergency and might get permanent damage to your face, which will seriously fuck your chances with women.

Im not burning on you, but this forum is the place to learn, and we'ld all like to see you do that rather than getting your teeth stomped out of your head.

So... We will start with the AMOG battle. You approached two HBs who were literally surrounded by six AMOGs. Thats 3:1, this is a bad set right off the bat. Even if you are Mr Game, you are running a huge physical risk. Sure, you can steal the girl, but can you defuse six angry assholes? And thats if you are THE MAN.

But you did it, so lets look at the situation. You walk up, and try to dance the girls. AMOG #1 starts humping your leg; a pretty solid AMOG thing to do to tell you "Piss off, beta." Why did he do this? Cuz you went straight in to his territory (and his friends') and went for the prize. Of COURSE you will get this reaction. You will get it each and every time.

To approach mixed sets, you have to ignore the girls. Then you have to game the guys, especially the #1 AMOG. They have to think you are a cool guy who is fun to party with, or they wont let you in the group and they will deny your chances at trying to score the girls. So you failed here, and when you kept at it, they turned up the heat. Really, you guys were escalating to a dangerous point of violence. Ill say it again, you were lucky.

If you had managed to befriend the guys, the next thing you do is ask how they all know eachother. This is indirectly asking about the girls, and you will find out immediately who their boyfriends are. If it comes out that one of the girls is single, this is pretty much a big green light to go ahead and work some game on her if you can.

Now as to the Beta Girls problem, I think you are probably going about things a bit backwards as well here. Are you ignoring the Hot Girl? You should be. You should be chatting up Mrs Beta first, this will make HB want to qualify to you and get your attention. Instead you are going for hotty, she insta-ignores you (typical HB reaction), and her not-so-hot friend tries to pick up the scraps as usual because you at least showed some confidence by even approaching hotty, so you arent a total AFC loser, so you are flipping her attraction switches.

I would recommend you read thru the Mystery Method and some other game pdfs a bit, as well as really digging thru these forums some. As well, dont be afraid to game some beta girls, to get a few notches in your belt and work the kinks out of your game. You will gain confidence and a stronger innergame, which you can then use to nail HBs. Also, betagirls work great as pivots and as social proof. [/u]
Author:  paladien [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:55 pm ]
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hahah !
i think i deserve field credits :P

lol, thank you daggaz for your advice. i was definitely lucky
but honestly, i never feld more alive. I didnt let them walk over me, i pranked them good
and it served him very well
The adrenaline while i was running out of the club, huge! and when i got out of the club running to safety over a bridge i couldnt stop laughing, i wanted to call all my friends to tell them just what had happened

The only thing i need to do now is not getting into that city for the next 5 years :P

Im so 100% sure he didnt close that girl ^^ the girl must have thought he stank and he was dirty and he was yucky and i think she didnt even came near him later
hahah no fclose for him yesterday :D
if i was him i would showered the whole day, i would've scrubbed my face till it hurt

I was lucky tho, very lucky! im gonna thank God right now..

but theres something else really bothering me :? i dont hear anything from my girlfriend.
nada
yesterday she apologized, but i told her dont worry honey i dont care
so now she is totally gone :?
i hate her.
and i dont get her
what would you guys do if your girl is going out alone, not being there for you
and you dont hear anything from her the entire week
and then apologizing on a saturday's evening, so you wont go out yourself
i lied to her i stayed home, thats why i wanted a girl so bad yesterday and i approached a lot of girls with a killer smile and partied my ass off
she thinks i didnt go out yesterday, now i dont hear anything from her again

all girls are sluts.
Author:  Jaybot [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:04 pm ]
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you need some AMOG practice, it sounds like you rose to everything they threw at you and probably came off as try hard and a bit insecure. You shouldn't react to AMOGs, also make them work for you not the other way round.

They start throwing ice-cubes say to the girl "how old is this guy?", although it seems like the girl was on their side and you came off as the whipping boy.
Author:  Premierr [ Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:17 pm ]
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Hahahaha damn good story bro!
I wouldn't do that again if i were you, if you want to game another day that is. cus that could have been game over for you man.
good story tho!;)
Author:  Vesh [ Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:14 am ]
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lol that was the funniest thing i've heard all day and ive been watching comedy central i didn't know if i was reading pua or and opening for a comedy skit man that was funny but its ood ur so optimistic i dont think i could have been
Author:  tadpole123456 [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:16 pm ]
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lol that was the funniest thing i've heard all day and ive been watching comedy central i didn't know if i was reading pua or and opening for a comedy skit man that was funny but its ood ur so optimistic i dont think i could have been
Comedy central is hilarious...nothing is funnier
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