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Author:  daggaz [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Sarge Report, Copenhagen

Well.. I wasnt even going to go out last night after a long, rough day on the high seas fishing, but my roommates buddy came over and we had some vodka and ended up in a club downtown.

So me and this friend of his are standing in the bar, and Im not feeling really crazy for ladies this night, so we are just talking, and we end up talking about the game since he is just started reading it.

Well he is asking me all sorts of advice, and I start explaining the basics, especially innergame and projecting WIN, and I mention that I dont even approach women most of the time, because if you do it right they will approach you. I remember saying "like right now, we own this bar. Look at us, we are laughing and smiling, we are relaxed and leaning against the bar with our arms out wide, and still nobody is trying to force their way past us to get a drink, they know this is our spot. We own this bar."

Just then a cute HB7 comes up and smiles at me, and I smile at my friend and just welcome her in and BAM I am instantly chatting her up and making her laugh.. all the usually cf shit and teasing her about her job (she was a geographer lol, that was worth an hours worth of jokes at least) and what not, when she is looking at the drink menu I pick her drink out for her "Here, you want a ginger bitch. Trust me, you will love it" and I already chatted up the bargirl so she came right over to me for the order, despite the crowd. Then the girl eventually has to get back to her gf in the corner so I just smile and tell her if she doesnt get lost in there (map innuendo) she can find her way back and we can chat again if she is lucky.

She leaves on a good note and its getting crowded, and my friend is a bit amazed laughing at how fast I chatted this girl up and how much she was laughing at my jokes, and so the lesson continues a little and Im explaining more about projection and bring up the point about not sitting around clutching a drink, but being seen talking to people, being seen as a leader etc...

Now I notice some guys that are definitely going to try to muzzle in and get our spot at the bar, so instead of that whole game, I smile and introduce myself to their alpha male this good looking black guy with some nice style, and just swoop him into the bar between us and we all start talking and making friends, but now he is in our group and his buddies have to wait at the edges instead of elbowing in, and when they get their drinks he just smiles and gives me a nod and hey presto we've got our space back.

My friend laughs again and asks about what to do about younger girls and the conversation gets to the part about if/when you should buy girls drinks. Im like, never ever do that until you know the girl a lot better, then its ok to trade rounds or whatever, but never in the beginning, and never for "free." In fact, I tell him, I usually get the girls to buy ME drinks, then you know you are on top of your game. He is like how do you do that???! and I say there are lots of ways..

Just then there is another group of girls (unfortunately two really REALLY ugly broads one short with a fuckable bod but nasty face and one a freaking GIANT of a woman and one really cute 7.5) and they approach us and the short one is like immediately all over me.

Well im not a totaly jerk, so I kinda sorta put up with it, but im totally ignoring her physical IOIs and just chatting with her and I only glance at the cute one once and kind of pretend she isnt there while im nice to her friend. The big one (who is really drunk and dumb as hell) starts chatting me and she is too annoying, so I give her a pretty big neg when she asks me how long Ive been here...

Her: How long have you been in Denmark.
Me: Two years (a lie, and im speaking fluent danish which takes years to learn usually, and I give a huge obvious wink to my friend who just laughs)
Her:OMG you learned danish that fast??! You must be really smart!
Me:Hey, you forgot sexy, too! Dont just love me for my brains! (they all laugh) How long have you been here tho?
Her:Where? Here in this bar?
Me:No, in Denmark... (just flipping the question on her, but its funny cuz shes fucking danish in the first place..)
Her:Is that some sort of clever way to ask my age? (ha like I could care less)
Me:Whoa! Ok you are a lot smarter than I first thought...
Her:Hey what?! Do you think I look stupid?? (wow some people will just walk right into a wall if you lead them too it)
Me: Hey now, Im a nice guy!!

Now the short one is like, hey thats mean you should buy her a drink!

They are still all smiling so I just flip it again with "No sorry, I never do that. But you can buy me a drink if it makes you feel better, I really am a nice guy! *big smile*" and then the cute one says, "hey ok ill buy you a drink, what do you like??

My buddies jaw just dropped, and for the rest of the night these girls were buying me drinks left and right. We ended up going to another club (the first cute girl came back just before we left and I number closed her) and I chatted up the cute one while we stood in line, got her on the "point system" and had her guessing about my life and who I was almost the whole time. She was remarkably accurate so she almost got the prize before we even got inside, and I also correctly guessed a few things about her (its wierd how you can sometimes tell how many brothers or sisters somebody has just by talking to them for a bit).

Inside I find out the hot one has a bf, too bad but I just befriend him and use the girls as pivots the rest of the night, talking to hot chicks left and right while the short one is desperate for my attention and hoping i dont get "stolen." They are still buying me drinks all night, so in the end, I decided to make it up to them and we invited them back to my flat for an afterparty. Funny thing, shorty is trying so hard to score me, and Im on the phone with the first girl laughing and teasing and I _almost_ get her to come over.. and when I get home I check zoosk and Ive got like three girls flirting with me that day, and one is online and I _almost_ get her to come over, but its five am and she is across town. Too bad. And the whole time shorty is watching and just getting more hot for my bod.. Ick.

Now that was a fun wind down, but shorty was getting a bit too hot and bothered and im sorry, but when I tell a girl that I have high standards, I fucking mean it!! So instead of f-closing her, I told her I couldnt do anything with her since my female roommate had a huge crush on me and it would just be mean. Told her she could sleep in the extra bed, or even in my room, but I was going to go snuggle up with my roomy since I was pretty tired and the party was over. She got pissed and took her giant ugly friend with her (thank god) so then I did snuggle up with my roomy and well... thats a lay report ;-)

Pros: Lots of fun, strong innergame, strong projection, good game/routines with the 7.5, perfect timing between what I was saying and the RL examples for my friend, got bought drinks ALL night, number closed a cute one who was lots of fun, danced/chatted up a ton of cute girls at the last club, got return on my online game as well.

Cons: Didnt cold approach as many girls as I would have liked, but talked with buddy about sarging together so we will see. The giant girl was a pain in the ass, I was really too nice but meh, didnt meet any other groups as willing to party so tight and her friend really was cute. If only we had our friend onhand who usually takes the ugly ones. The short girl.... Too bad she wasnt a lot cuter in the face. SO glad I didnt kiss her tho. Omg.

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