so i was walkin by the bar at this club and i see this chic who was lookin at me so i walk by her and i turn around real quick and go "yo wtf... did you just grab my ass"
i usually i get a good funny response with that one
but hers was unexpected
she was like "no i didnt honey... but id love to"
i was thinking WORD
so i backed up a bit and i was like "so then squeeze" she squeezed a bit and i was like "thats all you want ? dont be shy" so she really grabbed my ass
"nothings free" i said "get up and let me feel what your packin"
she got up i grabbed around for a while she had a decent ass
i could have sworn at this moment i was in
the bitch was throwin herself on me.
so we started dancing i dance pretty good im cuban im getin low she dances iight. then after a while im like yo i need a beer. she sits by the stool and i post up next to her.
so my next line you probably have all heard before... i didnt work my routine for this one and im new at sarging so i said the first thing that came to mind
"i like your shirt yo. very fucking nice. i saw some girl wear it last night at Murphy's"
she was like "really? thanks"
so i pulled out the camera... and i was like yo lets take a picture together. i took two pictures including this one
but decided it was too soon to take one of us kissing.
so from here i kinda just freestyled it and its where i fucked up. i asked her name and she asked mine i asked who she was here with she said her friends. and after that i didnt really wanna bore the conversation and i had nothing good to say i CHOKED!!! so i thought fuck it
"do you want to kiss me?"
"what?!?"
"do you... WANT... TO KISS ME!"
"uhh i dont know... we just met"
"well lets find out"
so i reached in for a kiss i can see her reachin in too. then she fucking PECKS me and says thats all your geting for now.
im like FUCK
after that i choked again (this was not my fucking night AT ALL) seriously i rarely fucking choke i was pissed.
so we had some seconds of akward silence and out of nowhere im like comon comon i cant fuck this up
so i ask her to dance again but she says shes too tired. so i was like fuck it i have nothing interesting that i can come up with so i just asked the same ordinary questions every fucking guy asks her every night-what she did where she worked and went to school etc. in the middle of that her friends come along and pull her away to take a picture. so im just standing there thinkin shell come back. instead she just keeps taking pictures and dancing with her friends. i was fucking pissed and i still am. i was like an amateur with no fucking game an AFC. so i walked away and continued my sarging.
so i mean i know tons of advice that can be given to this here event cuz i COMPLETELY fucked up so i know yall got some shit to say. bring on the opinions, the criticism, and the advice.
PS- I came back to that bar this week (two weeks later) and i did a hell of a job sarging. if your ever in SOFLA hit up DUFFY's on wednesday (college night) a lot of females to sarge and the music is not too loud specially outside. dope place.
