went to a gay bar with a close friend who doesnt know about the game.
sat staring across the room at a couple of girls, we decided to both act camp as I didnt wanna be kicked out, I suppose you could say this was a false disqualifier?
well the girls caught my eye for a second and I carried on as normal chatting a load of drunk rubbish to my mate, then one of the girls walked nearby us and I acted as though I was expecting her to come over giving her the "took your time" look.
then I get all these shit tests thrown at me BIG TIME
HB:- Hi are you gay or straight
ME:- Who wants to know
HB:- I DO
ME:- thats nice =] (divert attention)
HB:- well are you gay or straight? your gay arent you i can tell
ME:- camp voice AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HUNNIIIIII
HB:- *giggles* you are aren't you I can tell
ME:- yeah so anyway...
HB:- so ARE YOU GAY OR STRAIGHT???
ME:- what's your name anyway
HB:- says her name, just answer the question
ME:- I don't have to answer your questions... who the fuck are you
HB:- I just told you my name, aarrggh, are you gay or straight
she starts to get a bit impatient..
so I shift my attention elsewhere briefly and her girl mate HB2 comes over and by now im sat on the sofa with my arm round HB, not sure how it happened, and my mate comes in and I tell HB my mate's a really nice guy, and they share some small talk.
then she's giving me the triangular gaze..
Me:- you look like you want to do something
where's my drink anyway, oh there it is.HB:- do I now (the flirting starts)
HB:- I'm only asking if your gay or straight because I think your hot, really good looking, oh you have to be gay don't you.
Me:- well lets find out
(she turns head away slightly) so I roll my eyes and say RUUDE in a camp way and laugh it off like it was a joke and carry on with conversation,
Me:- u gotta try a bit harder then that hunni
HB:- well I do want to kiss you
I start to go in and pause and pull back
Me:- I dunno
HB:- come here, (her hands stroking my face now)
Me:- touch my face again yeah?!
HB:- oh and what are you gonna do?!
Me:- oh you'll see..
she gets closer
HB:- oh will I now?
I do that shhhh thing with one finger on her mouth and then start kissing her (glad thats over wuith I was starting to get bored of it and running out of material)
Me:- your quite a good kisser aren't you
HB:- you kiss like a gay guy
so what is the exact truth then? it doesn't matter does itI shrug it off and start passionately kissing her again, then we talk about ourselves briefly and I let her know i've just come out of a long term relationship with a GIRL and she tells me how she is bisexual etc.
I didn't really wanna stay talking with her all night so we went back to our own circles, and I chilled before opening more sets
